I’m actually more of a Star Trek nerd than a Star Wars nerd, but hey, I like ‘em both. And this made my midichlorian count soar.
— Mark Hamill (@HamillHimself) September 29, 2019
And of course, the Kushner spawn wants to dress as a stormtrooper. I mean, his grandpa wants to be Emperor Palpatine. It only makes sense.
Sadly, Kushner himself is a poor man’s Salacious B. Crumb. And Ivanka is no Princess Leia.
And now that I’ve totally outed myself as a hopeless geek, I’ll show myself out.
Live long and prosper, and may the Force be with you. Except for you, Kushner. Go suck a lightsaber.