Mark Hamill goes full Jedi on Jared and Ivanka

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I’m actually more of a Star Trek nerd than a Star Wars nerd, but hey, I like ‘em both. And this made my midichlorian count soar.

And of course, the Kushner spawn wants to dress as a stormtrooper. I mean, his grandpa wants to be Emperor Palpatine. It only makes sense.

Sadly, Kushner himself is a poor man’s Salacious B. Crumb. And Ivanka is no Princess Leia.

And now that I’ve totally outed myself as a hopeless geek, I’ll show myself out.

Live long and prosper, and may the Force be with you. Except for you, Kushner. Go suck a lightsaber.

 

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Doug
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Doug

Notice how the kids aren’t facing the camera—they’re looking at the depraved parents—because Daddy and Mommy are important.

The children are accessories.

chris whitley
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chris whitley

Yes the thought of Ivanka as Princess Leia just about made me barf 🤢. Alas I think 🤔 I shall retire for the evening on that sickening thought.

Dick Panico
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They are the two pencil necks Trump forgot about , when he called Adam Schiff a pencil neck . Jerod is totally Pencil. And Ivanka’s neck looks as though she been hung .
…Ridiculed by Trump , because his neck looks like the hanging garden of BOLOGNA ! .