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Aldous J Pennyfarthing / Daily Kos (01/08/2021)
How about a double shot of Schaden-Friday?

This is the big one, folks. (Well, impeachment is the big one, but honestly, this probably stings him even more.)


Guess he’ll have to head over to Parler with the other deplorables. Unfortunately, Parler is sparsely populated and full of people Trump hates (i.e., his own supporters).

Hmm, maybe inciting a violent mob in order to overthrow the legitimate government of the United States was, I don’t know, an overreach.

One of the most beautiful things I have ever seen …

Goodbye, Asshat. Hello, Joe.

P.S.: In case you’re planning on suing Citizen Trump for libel, you can still find an archive of his tweets here.

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  1. Soooo much winning… think Donald is tired of winning yet? Today Dominion sued Donald’s lawyer, Sidney Powell, for defamation to the tune of $1.3 billion (that’s with a “B”) dollars. How much you think they’re gonna sue the Trump Family for?

    Here’s a hint, I can feel the pain of the butt pucker all the way from the future (there is a mighty disturbance in the Force like countless ass-hats cried out and then were suddenly silenced.)

    He can’t even whine about it, because all his means of pissing and moaning have been chopped off.

    Donny never learned not to burn the bridge upon which you’re standing, so throwing his base under the bus was his last futile act, because they were all that was left. This leaves him all alone twisting in the breeze, gizzard deep in starving wolves, attired in Lady Gaga’s meat dress. This is gonna to get messy.


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