LOL: Mouse Droppings in the White House

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For most of us having tRump in the White House is like finding mouse droppings in the mashed potatoes.  It means we have a lot of work to do.  We have to put out traps, find the nest and make sure to do a better job of sealing the House.  We also have to throw out the potatoes, clean out the Cabinet and wash away any traces left behind.

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The family that swamps together gets drained together

We spend a lot of time making charges against tRump that are just plain outlandish and unbelievable, except we are talking about tRump.  How can anyone be so insanely stupid?  So staggeringly incoherent?  So stunningly unfit?  If we undertook a nationwide search to find the absolute worst person to serve as president, tRump would triumph, beating out a moldy weasel corpse and a cracked snow globe of Cincinnati.

tRump has demonstrated a ham-fisted approach to life. Except, I guess, with his dactyl deficiencies we should call it a piglet-fisted approach.

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These piglet fists are not drawn to scale.

tRump and his cadre of Cretinous hateful, egotistical, arrogant, truly evil repugnant scum are immersed in a pattern of behavior that is blatantly criminal and microscopically nearsighted.  They keep doing horrible things while under the impression that there is never going to be a reckoning.  They can’t outrun history.

 

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The only cabinet he really wants
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And it’s only gotten worse since some of these nitwits were replaced.
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Executive time explained.

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6 Comments on "LOL: Mouse Droppings in the White House"

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Rutokin
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Rutokin

If were only that easy. Great caractures, funny, good way to start a day

chris whitley
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chris whitley

Well a first class slumlord should feel right at home. Means all his buddies been by to pay their debts.

Nobsartist
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Nobsartist

Imagine. It’s 3am in the white house living room which is now the fat mans lair. 3 big screen tv’s are on with 3 different porn movies on. There is a tray of powdery lines and the fat man is on a 1-800 number and talking to a “porn star”. Then, the red phone rings!…… It’s kfc. The delivery boys bicycle has a flat tire and your order will be a little late……

J. M.
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J. M.

If Dems win, they are all going to have to be drug-out by the Marines, Swat teams etc. I’m not kidding.

Independent
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Independent

You are correct. He has hinted he will be the khan forever. I am watching Marco Polo. Lets see how the Khan makes out.

John Johnson
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John Johnson

I never Laughed so hard at this…What Great writing and cartoons!!!A+++
So sad though, it’s only the TRUTH!!