Wanted to copy young BETO….instead looks like a vagrant outside the liquor store. pic.twitter.com/bSAMl3MS2Y
— Jeff Gauvin (@JeffersonObama) January 11, 2019
He's Elijah on the dock – "One day, at sea, you'll smell land where there be no land and on that day, And on that day, Ahab will go to his grave, but he'll rise again and beckon, and then all, save one, will follow…
— Charles P. Pierce (@CharlesPPierce) January 11, 2019
"Call me Fishmeal…"
— InflatableVegetable (@InflatableV) January 11, 2019
“Call me Douchemael…”
— Daniel Meersand (@DanMeersand) January 11, 2019
“Call me Rafael”
— Romulus77 (@masterimmortal) January 11, 2019
It took me left leg and me dignity right off. Yes, sir. pic.twitter.com/kS4Dka1zKa
— José Luis González (@JoseLuisGMex) January 11, 2019
“Surrounded by water. Big water. Ocean water.”
— Rabid Rodham Hussein Badger (@RabidBadger) January 12, 2019
— Michael Spencer (@spencer97m) January 11, 2019
Hope it ends the same for Cruz as it did for Quint. Oops, did I just say that?
— Vicki Hobb ???????? #NeverAgain (@ColorInFusion) January 12, 2019
That dude was just baked wrong.
— LJEinhorn (@LJEinhorn) January 11, 2019
“I lost my wallet, man, and I’m trying to get home to Dallas. Can you help me out?”
— John Fox (@JohnFox92095875) January 11, 2019
Please send reinforcements. My beard was ineffective at fending off the liberal horde and I've heard nothing from our Dear Leader. I am alarmed. My few remaining soldiers snicker at me openly and I fear I have the gout."#secondcivilwarletters pic.twitter.com/vyUw1hP915
— Operative_X (@OperativeXRay) January 11, 2019
I can grow a better beard and I am a woman
— Ann lawrence (@Annlawr73416639) January 11, 2019
I hear banjos. ..
— Janet Donohue (@jdonohue04) January 11, 2019
I went a different route https://t.co/DZOM7uOo7Y
— Kyle Bandujo (@kylebandujo) January 12, 2019
His goal vs reality pic.twitter.com/t2BlHnZ5BA
— Morgan Cameron Ross (@Morgan_C_Ross) January 11, 2019
Aye, the Orange Whale ate my b…..
— Ed Shendell (@edlewusa) January 11, 2019
— Dave Swersky (@dswersky) January 12, 2019
"The sea had jeeringly kept his finite body up, but drowned the infinite of his soul." pic.twitter.com/3oNOwAoSpQ
— durrati (@durrati) January 12, 2019