Honestly, this may be the saddest “comedy” bit I’ve ever seen. And I once watched an entire Gallagher special on TV with my dad.
— Tommy X-TrumpIsARacist-opher (@tommyxtopher) September 7, 2019
— Jason Campbell (@JasonSCampbell) September 7, 2019
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Get it? She’s using plastic straws to suck on a steak! And the steak has energy-inefficient light bulbs on it. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
The planet is dying! F*#king hilarious!
You know, Laura, that’s really quite droll. But it would be even funnier if you lit a wildfire in the Fox News studio and had your producer launch a fusillade of oil-covered ducks through it with a T-shirt cannon. Then I’d really be triggered.
But whatever you need to do to sell more Fungi-Nail, I guess.