Kushner to the Rescue: Trump Taps Jared to Lead Impeachment Defense

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Lest you worried that Trump would understand the seriousness of the charges against him, and invest in the swampiest of the experienced swamp-monster attorneys in DC, fear not.

Trump got a public defender.

Jared.

From Rawstory:

As reported by CNN on Friday, the president is relying on Kushner and chief of staff Mick Mulvaney to come up with a plan aimed at beating back investigations launched by House Democrats into the presidentโ€™s efforts to get Ukraine to dig up dirt on his political opponents…

Kushner has been the mastermind behind some of Trumpโ€™s biggest mistakes as president, most notably the decision to fire former FBI Director James Comey, which led to the appointment of special counsel Robert Mueller and the conviction of multiple Trump associates for a wide array of offenses.

If someone attempted to impeach me for the presidential crime of the century, I would be lining up the absolute best attorneys in NYC and DC, with a minimum of thirty years experience each, people who have tackled serious issues before, and won.

Thankfully, it is Trump that is accused of abusing the powers of his office, not me. I get abused by my office.

The internet is having a great time with the inspired choice:

To my knowledge, Jared’s tuition at Harvard (for undergrad) was well over a million dollars, that was the amount his father had to give the university to get his son admitted. F’ing moron.

And, to remind everyone here of the stakes, and the need to keep an eye on “Kush” because he’s been known to “do whatever it takes:”

Still, it could be much worse. Trump could have tapped someone who might have formed a plan, based upon experience, legal principles, and intelligence.

Instead, he went to Jared.

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Peace, y’all

Jason

jmiciak@yahoo.com, and on Twitter: @MiciakZoom

 

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7 Comments on "Kushner to the Rescue: Trump Taps Jared to Lead Impeachment Defense"

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chris whitley
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chris whitley

Whatโ€™s this snowflake going to do. Take a fly swatted to the Democrats. And talk about conflict of interest. This moron going to have to take breaks to mount his own defense. The Deranged Dotard has done it now. Heโ€™s finally gone around the bend.

Mick owens
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Mick owens

Dont u have to have a Law Degree to practise law ??

Rutokin
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Rutokin

Can’t wait for this to get going, it ought to be a real hoot!!! I’ll make a boatload of popcorn and chill my beer this is going to get hilarious ๐Ÿ˜‚

DHG
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All I can do is laugh at this one.

Rose
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Rose

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ The blind leading the blind. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

David
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David

Boy wonder to the rescue…this is the guy charged with so many initiatives on behalf of Trump…everyone failing miserably except for his enriching his pockets and those of his slimy seamy, sordid family.

Alfred Higgins
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Alfred Higgins

Of course, we know that Republicans donโ€™t care about tRumpโ€™s corruption and open criminality. They only care that these are being done so incompetently. Jaredโ€™s new assignment ought to wipe the sh*t-eating grin off a few smug stonewalling Repugs.