John Bolton reportedly in talks to testify before impeachment panels

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Ohboyohboyohboyohboyohboy! Wouldn’t this be something?

House committees working on the Trump impeachment probe are reportedly in talks with lawyers for John Bolton, former national security adviser and feral Orville Redenbacher doppelgänger, to secure Bolton’s testimony.

CNBC:

The news comes more than a week after the White House’s former top Europe expert, Fiona Hill, reportedly testified to Congress that Bolton was so disturbed by efforts to get Ukraine to investigate Trump’s political opponents that he called it a “drug deal.”

Hill said that Bolton told her he did not want to be part of that push, which involved White House chief of staff Mick Mulvaney, according to reports of her testimony.

Hill also reportedly testified that Bolton had called Trump’s personal lawyer Rudy Giuliani a “hand grenade.”

Let’s see, is Bolton:

a) a NeverTrumper

b) a traitor

c) a lightweight

d) a very low-IQ individual

e) human scum

Well, you can make a very good case for e), but that’s beside the point. The real point is Trump pissed off the last person you’d ever want to piss off. Firing Bolton is like leaving a flaming bag of poo on Satan’s doorstep. Luckily for us, Trump was dumb enough to a) hire Bolton in the first place and b) not realize Bolton would shiv him as soon as look at him.

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Folks, this could get very entertaining.

 

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Rutokin
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Rutokin

From what I understand his lawyer is asking to see if he should honor a lawful request to appear before congress or if tRumpenstein tells him not to, I’m guessing he would much rather talk to the committees and unload a shit load of damning information and be smiling the whole time,can’t wait for his deposition

chris whitley
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chris whitley

I think he wants to know if he can testify if he is ordered not to. Bolton is a soldier first. Is what Bush didn’t get. And trump doesn’t have a clue. He wants trump. Trump disrespected him.