Joe Scarborough vs. Ted Cruz in Twitter steel-cage death match

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Pop up a big ole bowl of popcorn and open up the Twitter machine for the Fight of the Century, the Thrilla from Vanilla.  It the far corner we have Texas Sen. Ted Cruz, who famously called Trump a pathological liar and a bunch of other stuff back in 2016 when he was running for president before doing a 180 and getting down on his knees to perform unnatural acts of political suck-up-ness.

And in the near corner, we have Morning Joe host Joe Scarborough, who sucked up to Trump for most of 2015 and early 2016 before finally turning against him.

The Marquis of Queensbury rules have been suspended for this bout.

We start with Scarborough posting something on Twitter that was apparently wrong, so he deleted it.

Cruz responds:

Scarborough then lands a hard blow to the groin:

Cruz-the-Canadian gets up off the mat and lands a counter punch to the jaw:

Scarborough lands the 1-2:

And then two more blows to the groin of Cruz:

Fight called by TKO in Round 5.

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4 Comments on "Joe Scarborough vs. Ted Cruz in Twitter steel-cage death match"

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Dave
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Dave

Ouch !!

chris whitley
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chris whitley

Let em go. My money’s on Joe. Ted Cruz is a pussy.

Alfred Higgins
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Alfred Higgins

Joe left out the part about Cruz buying into the Trump/Republican policy of voter purging and ethnic cleansing by COVID-19.

Don
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Joe won.cruz is a loser and always will be.got his head up trumps ass.