Jeff Sessions finally tells Trump to f*** off

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Avery Ella / Flickr The Dark Ages of Jeff Sessions...
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It took long enough.  It took the imminent prospect of losing in the Alabama Senate GOP primary runoff election to a football coach who has never run for office before. And an Auburn coach at that, which must be really hard for an old University of Alabama law school grad like Jeff Sessions.

But Sessions — who put his manhood into a blind trust when he became Trump’s attorney general — finally lashed out Friday night at the raging asshole who humiliated him on a daily basis and even mocked his Southern accent.

See that last sentence — you don’t get to pick Alabama’s senator, Alabama does.

Well, bless your heart, Jeff.

You should have seen it coming. Did you think that after you decided to try to get your old seat back that Trump would let bygones be bygones?

He threw your ass under the bus once already. Now he’s backing it up over you.

It’s nice you decided to tell him to f*#k off, but it’s waaaaaaaaaaay too late for that.

But hey, give it one more shot. Tell Trump how you are his true disciple and Tuberville wants to let scary brown people overrun the country. As if Trump gives a shit about any of that. Trump only wants to stick the knife into you and twist it.

Good luck in retirement, Jeff.

At least you’ll have Sen. Doug Jones in Washington to protect your Social Security and Medicare.

 

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4 Comments on "Jeff Sessions finally tells Trump to f*** off"

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Dave
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Dave

It’s a shame more people don’t grow a pair and tell this cheap dime-store hooligan to Eff off, the only way yo stop a bully in his/her tracks is to plant one smack on the nose, works every time, they cry like babies

Robert Burnett
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Robert Burnett

True! The best and only way to handle a bully is confrontation give them what they give. And it wouldn’t take much to bring Bone-Spur Donald down.

Independent
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Independent

When does he write the book?

fishouttaH2o
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fishouttaH2o

Sessions had political ambitions but he hooked up with president loco anyway. He let him insult & disparage him, in public, but Sessions just smiled that pathetic little smile & turned around & let him stick it to him again. He could have borrowed a pair from Nancy Pelosi, told him to screw himself, & written a book, but he never did, & apparently he only just found his missing pair now. Too late dumbass. Hooked your caboose to the wrong train. Poor judgement then. Poor judgement now.