Maybe the Trumps are from a different planet. That would go a long ways towards explaining how totally out of touch and tone deaf they are. Scout Mistress Barbie decided that she would share a nice, wholesome Saturday night activity for the family with us plebes, and it took no time at all to blow up in her face.
— proof (@xproofx) April 19, 2020
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Oh my God, I love it! This is vintage Ivanka! She thinks she’s going to share some totally cool cultural experience with us (as if shadow puppet books aren’t a dime a dozen) and she goes right on her ass.
I really appreciate the subtle undertones of a smirking, sinister aristocracy that complement her wholesome Gilded Age content. If her posts had a scent, it would be vanilla and fresh blood.
— Bridget Phetasy (@BridgetPhetasy) April 19, 2020
Speaking of puppets: pic.twitter.com/gY2aoHZ1lb
— Jodie Moss (@JodieMoss76) April 19, 2020
How did we make it before Ivanka was here to tell us how to be in the world? Anybody remember?