Ivanka Poses With Bean Can While Don Junior Drags Barron Into the Campaign

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The novel “Skinny Legs and All” is a surrealistic farce about artists who create psychedelic art and features a pilgrimage through the desert by inanimate characters named Can O’Beans, Painted Stick and Dirty Sock. Whether you dropped acid today or not, if you’re a fan of the book you will see that Can O’Beans has made the journey from the pages of fiction to join the surrealistic farce in the White House, probably because it isn’t one jot weirder than the story he was in, where he rolled out of a trailer welded in the shape of a giant aluminum turkey.

In all events, Ivanka took a moment out of her demanding schedule with Find Something New, which come to think of it, is not only the name of her governmental employment program, but is also her sole coping mechanism to deal with life, i.e., go shopping. Hey, new shoes, new career, what’s the diff, just Find Something New. We have, Ivanka, and delivery is November 3.

Ivanka did a photo op with Can O’Beans, because the owner of Goya Beans said something nice about her father in the Rose Garden. Anyone having a good word to say about Donald Trump these days is so remarkable as to constitute a religious experience and so it was in that vein that Ivanka gratefully repaid the devotional.

She’s also in breach of the Hatch Act, not that that is anything new, for this gang. It’s a knee jerk reaction of mine to mention obvious illegalities, even though in this administration it’s like mentioning that the room has air.

Now, while this farce is going on in Ivanka’s Zoom room, her brother Donald Junior is breaching ethics a plenty as well, by dragging his 14-year-old half brother into the 2020 campaign. That is a total no no and it is being treated as such. Plus, in vintage Junior form, he’s only made things worse for himself and for the old man.

Jim Acosta recently quipped that “all Trump has left now is kool aide drinkers and next of kin.” His next of kin are trying to help him. And with help like this, I wouldn’t want to know what torpedoing him would look like.

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4 Comments on "Ivanka Poses With Bean Can While Don Junior Drags Barron Into the Campaign"

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SteveP
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SteveP

I’d vote for the can of beans before I voted for Trump.

John Johnson
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John Johnson

iVANKA is just another AS$HOLE in the white house, just like daddy!!!

Imdependenm
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Imdependenm

Ivanka thinks she is Marie Antoinette. Instead of let them eat cake. Ivanka thinks we should all eat a can of cold beans.. Personally I prefer cake and instead of a $5000 dress how about a donation to a food bank or pay some folk’s rent for a couple months. Or stop her cruel hubby from evicting people. She has no clue. What goes around comes around. Ask epestine’s assistant how that works.

Alfred Higgins
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Alfred Higgins

Hell, the Trumps might as well be pitching ‘Brawndo’ from the Resolute desk in the Oval Office!