The novel “Skinny Legs and All” is a surrealistic farce about artists who create psychedelic art and features a pilgrimage through the desert by inanimate characters named Can O’Beans, Painted Stick and Dirty Sock. Whether you dropped acid today or not, if you’re a fan of the book you will see that Can O’Beans has made the journey from the pages of fiction to join the surrealistic farce in the White House, probably because it isn’t one jot weirder than the story he was in, where he rolled out of a trailer welded in the shape of a giant aluminum turkey.
In all events, Ivanka took a moment out of her demanding schedule with Find Something New, which come to think of it, is not only the name of her governmental employment program, but is also her sole coping mechanism to deal with life, i.e., go shopping. Hey, new shoes, new career, what’s the diff, just Find Something New. We have, Ivanka, and delivery is November 3.
Ivanka did a photo op with Can O’Beans, because the owner of Goya Beans said something nice about her father in the Rose Garden. Anyone having a good word to say about Donald Trump these days is so remarkable as to constitute a religious experience and so it was in that vein that Ivanka gratefully repaid the devotional.
If it’s Goya, it has to be good.
Si es Goya, tiene que ser bueno. pic.twitter.com/9tjVrfmo9z
— Ivanka Trump (@IvankaTrump) July 15, 2020
Ladies and gentleman, a message from a senior White House advisor at one of the most tragic moments in America history.
I dont think I have seen anything since this nightmare began that more thoroughly underscores how unfit this entire Administration is to serve.
— Kurt Eichenwald (@kurteichenwald) July 15, 2020
@IvankaTrump is taking her own advice, and looking for a different career.
She's now the Vanna White of Beans.#VannaWhiteOfBeans
— Archivist1000 (@Archivist1000) July 15, 2020
She's wearing a $5000 outfit as well while telling people who've lost their jobs due the pandemic chaos to "find something new."
— Louise Donnelly (@LouisaLaPisa) July 15, 2020
She’s also in breach of the Hatch Act, not that that is anything new, for this gang. It’s a knee jerk reaction of mine to mention obvious illegalities, even though in this administration it’s like mentioning that the room has air.
Now, while this farce is going on in Ivanka’s Zoom room, her brother Donald Junior is breaching ethics a plenty as well, by dragging his 14-year-old half brother into the 2020 campaign. That is a total no no and it is being treated as such. Plus, in vintage Junior form, he’s only made things worse for himself and for the old man.
In all fairness, Joe Biden is not capable of debating Barron Trump let alone Donald Trump.
Rasmussen: Is Joe Biden Capable Of Debating Donald Trump? Only 54% Say Yes – The Daily Caller https://t.co/U1AGZj9xiQ
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) July 14, 2020
Daddy thinks it's ok to look into an eclipse.
Daddy can't hold a glass of water.
Daddy can't spell.
Daddy can't walk ramps.
Daddy can't answer simple questions.
Daddy changed a hurricane trajectory with a sharpie marker.
Sit down, junior. pic.twitter.com/xyt9bMkNc4
— Snark Biscuit (@snark_biscuit) July 15, 2020
Daddy thinks Kansas City is in Kansas.
— 🆘️Bridgett🆘️ (@BAS0505) July 15, 2020
So Barron is open season now?
— 🕊Sharon ⚖ #WeWantJoe (@nhdogmom) July 15, 2020
I really don't think you want to bring your little brother into this. Though from what little I've seen of him, I am confident he could beat both you and your dad in a debate.
— Jenni Dinger (@jendinger) July 15, 2020
When you all go to prison I hope they give Barron the much needed psychological help he needs. You all are messing up his mind. BTW, Didn't hooker wife say to leave him out of all of this? https://t.co/x5nGjJKw0b
— Devin Nunes Mom (@NotDevinsMom) July 15, 2020
Jim Acosta recently quipped that “all Trump has left now is kool aide drinkers and next of kin.” His next of kin are trying to help him. And with help like this, I wouldn’t want to know what torpedoing him would look like.