So, in the long run, it was Lamar Alexander, who’s about one year younger than God, who played the role of the little boy who pointed his finger and yelled out The Emperor has no clothes! While occasionally other brave Republicans have dared to defy Trump, Alexander is the first to come right out and say what we already know, that the sitting president is nothing more than a cheap thug, and his entire party knows it. So while we wait these last few hours for this kangaroo court farce to play itself out, there are a few other things I’d like to put to rest once and for all.
- Yes, Donald Trump really did fuck around on Melania with Karen McDougle when his son Barron was only a month or so old. Trump needed the peace and quiet
- Yes, Donald Trump meant every single word of the Access Hollywood video. He really does ran his tongue down the throats of unwilling women, and the serial assaulter does grab them by the pussies
- Yes, Donald Trump actually did beg Vladimir Putin to hack into Hillary Clinton’s e-mail server on national television in a campaign rally, and no, it was no joke.
- Yes, Donald Trump knew that his idiot spawn was one level below him in Trump Tower, desperately trying to get dirt on Hillary Clinton from the Russian version of Pam Bondi.
- Yes, Donald Trump ordered the change in the Ukraine policy of the GOP convention platform in 2016. It was a precursor to his withholding military aid to the Ukraine in 2019.
- Yes, Trump University was a blatant bait-and-switch fraud con. Trump just never figured that the suckers would band together and run to the cops.
- Yes, the Trump Foundation was nothing more than a fraudulent charity that served as a slush for Trump’s personal and business fuck ups.
- Yes, Trump’s multi level marketing platform program of several years ago was nothing more than another Amway style pyramid scheme.
- Yes, Donald Trump conspired with Michael Cohen and David Pecker to make hush money payments to Stormy Daniels and Karen McDougle. Left to his own devices, Trump can’t tie his own shoes
- Yes, Donald Trump falsified his business records to hide the true purpose of the payments, a crime
- Yes, the Trump organization has been nothing more than a giant ruble laundromat for more than a decade.
- Yes, Donald Trump knew that Paul Manafort was up to his ears in debt to Russian oligarchs. Trump was hoping to use Manafort as a personal reference on his loan application to said oligarchs
- Yes, Donald Trump betrayed our Kurdish allies to Turkey, because Erdogan has a cooler mustache than John Bolton
- And yes, this allowed Putin and Assad to grab land that Turkey thought is was going to get back, another classic Trump con job
- Yes, Donald Trump really does think that those tiki torch carrying barbarians in Charlottesville are very fine people. And no, he has no fucking clue as to who Heather Heyer was.
And just think, that’s not even an exhaustive list, just some of the highlights, or should i say lowlights of the reign of Emperor Numbus Nuttus. But there are a couple of more things I’d like to cover while we wait for this miscarriage of justice.
First of all, the entire GOP caucus, House and Senate. I have to say, y’all gotta be the dumbest sonsabitches I’ve seen in almost 64 years on the planet. News Flash! They call it sucking up for a reason! Normally, us people are going to sell their souls, prostitute their values, and throw away their morals, they do it to try to get higher up the ladder. Only a Trump Republican would try to suck down to impress a bunch of racist, self pitying, professional victims with room temperature IQ’s and Twitter accounts. You should be ashamed of yourselves.
And last but not least, the Trump supporters out there. April Fools!, huh? You can’t say you weren’t warned. For almost five years now, the rest of us have been trying like hell to show and convince you of the walking con job that is Trump. Maybe some of you actually bought into the bogus persona. Maybe you honestly believed that proclaiming yourself the King Of Debt was the secret to a successful business. Just try it with your household finances some time. And some of you didn’t care who or what he was, just so long as he kept pissing off us libtards and the mainstream media. But now the secret is out, and it can’t be denied, because it’s one of your own faithful GOP Senators who has finally exposed Trump for the cheap, third rate criminal that he is, and always has been. But don’t worry, the joke isn’t on you. The joke is you.
To know the future, look to the past. before the insanity of the 2020 election, relive the insanity of the 2016 GOP primary campaign, and the general election, to see how we got to where we are. Copies of President Evil, and the sequel, President Evil II, A Clodwork Orange are available as e-books on Amazon, at the links above. Catch up before the upcoming release of the third book in the trilogy, President Evil III: All The Presidents Fen