In Latest ‘Tantrump’ Trump Threatens to Sue Adam Schiff for Fraud

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You know, there was a time not too long ago, when if a sitting president threatened legal action against the chairman of the House Intelligence Committee, that would be quite something to hear. Nowadays, it merely gets lost in the background noise. But out of a sense of duty and obligation to keep us all informed of Trump’s latest lunge towards the unrectifiable breakdown of his sanity, and collapse of his presidency, here’s his latest fulmination.

The call was so perfect that John Bolton equated it to a drug deal and later compared Rudy Giuliani to a hand grenade. On those facts, I shudder to think what an imperfect call might have sounded like.

May I assume when Trump says, “the Democrats” he means all 102,000,000 of us? Roughly 31% of the population identifies as being a Democrat, so he wants to sue 1/3 of the country? That’s fine by me.

We’re going to go the way of the women who accused Trump of sexual assault. He was going to sue them, but then his lawyer went to prison and so that became inconvenient. Then he was going to sue all the Trump University complainants for slander and he ended up paying them $25 Million bucks in a class action settlement instead. So, fine, sue the Democrats and sue Congressman Schiff. Please proceed. Have Rudy draw up the papers at once — oh, wait, Rudy needs a lawyer himself, because he’s going to prison as well. Never mind.

 

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fishouttaH2o
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fishouttaH2o

Bring it on Sparky. They’ll call you in for discovery & you’ll have to testify. It should be really fun since you can’t state you name without lying. His bully bluster isn’t working so well for him when his minions fear legal process more then him.

Alfred Higgins
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Alfred Higgins

Until now, tRump’s minions have been counting on a full pardon. With late turns of events, they are recalculating the exact value of that pardon.

Mary
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Mary

Exactly, a Donald Trump Pardon plus cab fare will get you across town.

DHG
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Sorry Donny, suits wont work here you are done.

Robert Burnett
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Robert Burnett

trump you are nothing but and idiot. All your miserable you have bullied people, sued people, lied to people and screwed people. Not it’s crunch time. You are about to be held accountable. You deserve everything you are about to get. The only problem is all the lives you have destroyed, are done deals. So I want to take this moment to wish you the worst.

Mick owens
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Mick owens

And for all the human lives you have murdered, intentionally and unintentionally. May you rot without your precious money and die a long and painful death

Allan
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Allan

Trumps threats are like thought bubbles in a colonoscopy bag.

chris whitley
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chris whitley

I am sure Adam Schiff would love to have you sue him. See if you can find a lawyer to represent you. I think you have money problems now and ain’t no lawyer going to represent you on contingency now.