If you rob a bank with an empty gub and stammer at the teller, you’re still going to the slammer

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WASHINGTON, DC - FEBRUARY 24: (AFP OUT) U.S. President Donald Trump speaks before signing an executive order establishing regulatory reform officers and task forces in US agencies in the Oval Office of the White House on February 24, 2017 in Washington, DC. Earlier in the day, Trump stated he would cut 75 percent of regulations. (Photo by Olivier Douliery - Pool/Getty Images)

Congressional funds were deliberately held up for personal gain, as PABOTUS* shook down Ukraine. Everything else is disinformation, diversion and distraction, all in service of obstruction and corrupt intent.

Virgil attempts to rob a bank, and he fails because the tellers have difficulty reading past the spelling errors in his hold-up note, which says to "abt natural" because he has a "gub" pointed at them. The bank tellers even debate on whether he actually misspelled gun or if they just don't notice that the B is actually a C or N, and ask other people what they think, including a police officer.

OTOH, Howard Stern….

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4 Comments on "If you rob a bank with an empty gub and stammer at the teller, you’re still going to the slammer"

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chris whitley
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chris whitley

One thing should have made reporter aware of taking off pin. What I see from article and texts republicans know trump got caught. And they know he is guilty of a lot more crimes. Mainly tax evasion, extortion, bank fraud, tax fraud, and much more. He’s done enough to spend the rest of his life in jail. And these idiots are trying to prop him up. Many are complicit in his various schemes. Oh yeah let’s not forget money laundering. Wouldn’t want Putin left out.

Dick Panico
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..Folks ,it’s historical fact that Trump ,is the most Criminally indicted person to become President in the history of the United States. ..There shouldn’t be a doubt in anyone’s mind of that . And you’d have to be very stupid to believe otherwise. ..,But his base ( most of whom are law breakers) honestly don’t care ! ..They want the system to fail , to break down , to give those who have succeeded in life , to get a feel of how it’s been for them . .And then ,we have the evangelicals , and televangelist, who tell the… Read more »
E.A. Blair
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E.A. Blair

You gotta be careful with those gubs…may we need sensible gub control laws.

E.A. Blair
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E.A. Blair

…oops – should’ve been “maybe”.