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It’s a schadenfreude showdown this morning.

Do I dance on Scott Walker’s grave?*

Do I drink a steaming hot cup of Donald Trump failure?

Do I revel in the certainty that Trump’s criminal enterprise will now be subject to House oversight?

Oh, here’s a dark horse candidate! Donald Trump Jr. expects to be indicted for perjury!

From New York magazine:

Last year, Donald Trump Jr. testified that he never informed his father of a meeting with Russian officials promising “dirt” on Hillary Clinton. It seemed hard to believe that the ne’er-do-well son would neglect to seek credit for his expected campaign coup from the father whose approval he so obviously craves. And now it seems that Robert Mueller has obtained proof that it is not in fact true. The Trump family lies all the time, of course, but doing it under oath is a crime.

Two days ago, Gabriel Sherman reported that White House officials are concerned about Donald Jr. “I’m very worried about Don Jr.,” a former West Wing official told Sherman, who fears Mueller will be able to prove perjury. Deep in a report about Trump’s 2020 campaign plans, Politico drops the news this morning that Trump Jr. “has told friends in recent weeks that he believes he could be indicted.”

If it’s what you’re saying, we love it.

Maybe there’s a spider hole somewhere that Uday can hide in.

Gee, I sure do like America better when its criminals go to prison. Just a quirk I have, I guess.

*By “dance,” of course, I mean “piss a small reservoir of lightly metabolized Spotted Cow on.”


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    • Considering he went onto hannity not long after & declared..’its a Nothing buger’.. how bout a cell looking over Mcdonalds or even just the big M ..for Mueller


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