Glenn Beck Just Declared Me ‘An Enemy Of Mankind’ Seriously

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I wonder if I should start putting “enemy of mankind” in the box on my income tax return that says “occupation.” RWNJ radio host Glenn Beck just defined this term for us and are you ready? It’s “anybody with a journalism degree.” Wow. I used to contemplate setting fire to it anyhow, in this day and age of Trumpism, and now I guess I better before Glenn Beck sends his goons going house to house to do a diploma search.

“If you have a degree from any school of journalism, I don’t trust you. You have lied over, and over, and over, and over again. You are pointing everyone’s direction in the wrong direction.”

Well, see, Glenn, we do that to see what condition our condition is in.

“You are an enemy to mankind. You are an enemy to man’s freedom. What you have done will be remembered a hundred years from now when maybe, possibly — possibly, men are free again after what you have done, you will be remembered in not a kind way.”

Wow. I am the keeper of the mind forged manacles that William Blake wrote about? Just by virtue of having gone to J-school? Hell of a deal, that.

Time for a poll: After listening to this, who is this month’s winner of the Michele Bachmann Batshit Award:

  1. Michael Caputo;
  2. Glenn Beck;
  3. Jerry Falwell, Jr.
  4. Anybody who votes for Donald Trump.

I wonder what I can do — if anything — to regain Glenn Beck’s trust? I know I won’t sleep tonight and possibly never again, knowing that I have incurred Glenn Beck’s disfavor.

And Zoomers, be mindful of the company you keep. If you’re reading this, it means you’re on a site run by a card carrying Enemy of Mankind. Journalists are the new commies. Start looking under the bed, there might be one hiding there.

My sense of this, is that Bob Woodward’s revelations did a lot more damage than right-wingnuttia wants to admit. And Trump melting down on ABC News last night at the town hall didn’t help either. They can’t blame Trump, so they’ve got to blame the journalists.

And don’t forget, “first they came for the journalists. But I was not a journalist, so I didn’t worry.”

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10 Comments on "Glenn Beck Just Declared Me ‘An Enemy Of Mankind’ Seriously"

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doug
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doug

The republican bloviating more and more resembles [figuratively] the worm wriggling on the end of the fisherman’s line.

They can feel the hook, see the ever-widening mouth of their impending, devouring doom, and all they can do is make generalizations based upon bs religious blathering and vague existential threats.

“Gutless and soulless” doesn’t 𝘽𝙀𝙂𝙄𝙉 to cover it.

A J H
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A J H

There needs to be a 5 in that list. 5. All of the above.

John Johnson
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John Johnson

ANOTHER AS$HOLE!!!

Surya-Patricia Lane Hood
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Surya-Patricia Lane Hood

I would be honored to be on Glenn Becks list of those who he considers an enemy of ‘mankind’. His definition of humanity doesn’t even come close to mine.

Lou
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Good thing Beck is on radio, for wearing that red bonnet like that would scare half the people watching on TV . Glad image requirements aren’t vital to be a radio host, or he would be illegal or dumb looking. Well some people have to wear something, like a red 4 year old hat.

Alfred Higgins
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Alfred Higgins

About the only option for the tRumpublicans to make it through a presidential “debate” at this point is to embalm tRump in the same fashion that TRump’s pals, the Russians, preserved Lenin.

J.M.
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J.M.

O.K., Dry Drunk Morman.

IL 12th voter
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IL 12th voter

He was too crazy for FOX! People pay to listen to his BS. Whole new level of RWNJ’s.

Mark M
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Mark M

Honestly, who cares what beck has to say? Shouldn’t give these morons any time. Nothing good ever comes from it.

Marie Tobias
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Choice ‘5’ All of the above!!!

The Bat Guano is squirting out between the cracks in the walls and ceiling…

It’s bat poo under high pressure!