First, Donald Trump went up to a podium set up at the White House Rose Garden holding some handwritten notes that looked like they were written by an angry illiterate. Then, our white supremacist in chief retweeted an obviously doctored video of misinformation, promoting a lie that Speaker Nancy Pelosi for having some kind of speech problem. Finally, Trump’s personal lawyer Rudolph Giuliani decided to throw in his, possibly inebriated, two cents.
ivesssapology for a video which is allegedly is a caricature of an otherwise halting speech pattern, she should first stop, and apologize for, saying the President needs an “intervention.” Are pic.twitter.com/ZpEO7iRzV8
— Rudy Giuliani (@RudyGiuliani) May 24, 2019
Ooooooooookkkkkkkaaaaaaaaaaaay. I grew up and lived most of my life in New York City. There are two truly terrible things that have come out of New York City: Donald Trump and Rudolph Giuliani. There are other pretty terrible things that come out of the Big Apple, but virtually all of those things can be tied to one of those two men. To understand how awful Rudolph Giuliani is one must realize that his continued existence on the national stage is due to two of the worst American tragedies in recent memory—the attacks on September 11, 2001, and Donald Trump’s corrupt campaign and somehow more corrupt presidency.
Twitter saw Giuliani’s post and made sure to let them know what they thought of proof we do not live in a meritocracy.
Rudy, press the button on your special necklace and the nurses will come find you.
— Steven 🔭📷 (@LongDogSecurity) May 24, 2019
You know it was your first thought.
Rudy takes his Ambien in the morning.
— 🏝 Kim (@kim) May 24, 2019
Seems like it.
Can someone press Ctrl-Alt-Del on Mr. Giuliani, please.
— Captain Abraham (@ThomasHeaney6) May 24, 2019
In this computer age, we dream of simple solutions for complex problems.
SPEAK ENGLISH. THIS IS AMERICA!
— Laura Martínez (@miblogestublog) May 24, 2019
Considering the Trump administration’s policies, you have to laugh or you might cry.
Imagine being able to be drunk as Rudy Giuliani at your day job
— bryson (@Bryson_M) May 24, 2019
— Kevin Connor (@KevinTConnor) May 24, 2019
Goalllllll! And finally, because something about the size of the glasses is perfect to me.
— C🔮urtney (@oh_cocobeann) May 24, 2019