French fire chief: Your president est tres stupide, America

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As Notre Dame Cathedral burned on Monday and real presidents extended their heartfelt condolences, Donald Trump, the actual president of the United States, tweeted this:

Must act quickly, huh? Thanks for that, Poindexter, because the rest of us thought there was time for an Americano and a flaky croissant. Thank God you’re on Twitter.

But the other bit of advice he had to share was equally as stupid … because he’s Donald Trump, and stupid is his trademark.

“Everything would have collapsed,” said Lieutenant-Colonel Michael Bernier, a fire chief who speaks for the national civil defence organisation and who described the suggestion as “risible”.

Releasing even one load from a Canadair water bomber used to fight forest fires on Notre-Dame would be “the equivalent of dropping three tonnes of concrete at 250 kilometres per hour (155mph)” on the ancient monument.

“It would have been like bowling with the cathedral… the two towers might have fallen.

What an unbelievably stupid thing to say to the president of the United States, Lt. Col. Bernier. No f*cking way Trump knows what “risible” means. You might as well try to explain superstring theory to him during his bikini waxing.

And thanks, once again, for embarrassing us in front of the entire world, Donnie Dimwits. Wish we could go at least one day without that happening. Really, at this point, that’s all I ask.

 

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Rose
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Rose

Trump isn’t known for having sense or brains.

lone wolf
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lone wolf

Cents, is all he ever has left over after he makes one of his great and bigly business endeavors, only this time it is what the US Treasury will be left with if we don’t get him outta there ASAP.

Michael owens
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Michael owens

Yes LW, we need a “Bigly”, effort to get rid of the bum, now !!!

Elli
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Elli

Trump is a total idiot and has no brains to say something empathetic.