David Clarke Jr., the former Milwaukee County Sheriff who may or may not be currently gainfully employed at a Trump PAC, had a terrible, no good weekend. First, the news broke that the FBI got a search warrant for his email. The whole affair started in January 2016 when a fellow traveler on a flight to Milwaukee asked if he was Sheriff Clarke and then shook his head (in disgust) when Clarke affirmed it was him. Clarke ordered his deputies to come to the gate and they detained the man for questioning when he left the aircraft!
FBI is reading Sheriff David Clarke’s text messages to staff, according to search warrant affidavit. Here’s one exchange after incident at airport pic.twitter.com/V6e80FBXZB
â Robert Snell (@robertsnellnews) December 29, 2017
That revelation set off Sheriff Snowflake and he began losing his mind on Twitter. Here is a brief taste of that meltdown. And no, we have no idea why he posts pictures of himself while tweeting.
Nothing like getting under the skin of lefties like I did today. I fight to win. You come at me libs you better bring a hard hat, some aspirin and your veggie wrap because itâÂÂs going to be a long day and IâÂÂm going to smack you around until you crawl back to your momâÂÂs basement. pic.twitter.com/CgmrRiBp8Y
â David A. Clarke, Jr. (@SheriffClarke) December 31, 2017
I keep warning the LYING LIB MEDIA and their liberal goons NOT TO POKE THE DOG because I BITE BACK. They continue to think I will take their DRIVE-BY HIT SMEARS lying down. I WASNâÂÂT BUILT TO BACK DOWN. They are not used to THIS conservativeâÂÂs style of SMASH-MOUTH POLITICS #MAGA. pic.twitter.com/n7FeMsqiwa
â David A. Clarke, Jr. (@SheriffClarke) December 31, 2017
But, it was this now deleted tweet that caused his account to be locked. He threatened to make “LYING LIB MEDIA” taste their own blood.

Twitter’s terms of service specifically forbid threats of violence. Of course, Twitter users rightly and hilariously mocked Clarke during his meltdown. Former U.S. Attorney Preet Bharara resolved to “laugh more” at Sheriff Clarke in the new year and Twitter user Matt Wilkinson hilariously updated Clarke’s charging dog image to be more … Clarke-like.
There. Fixed it. pic.twitter.com/qwJm3ex8mQ
â Matt Wilkinson (@justcallmatt) January 1, 2018
The band Smash Mouth also got in on the pile on:
Yo dude WTF! You could have gone with Sugar Ray Politics, or No Doubt Politics, or Alien Ant Farm Politics, or Goo Goo Dolls Politics, or Spin Doctors Politics,….or,….. https://t.co/t6LByqiJst
â Smash Mouth (@smashmouth) December 31, 2017
Unfortunately, before this post was published, cowboy Clarke deleted the “taste their own blood” tweet that caused his suspension and was able to get his posting privileges back from Twitter. He started anew with a call for conservatives to get ready for battle in 2018.
Get ready for the 2018 battle for the midterm elections. GOP must keep both houses of Congress to keep the @realDonaldTrump agenda and vision for America alive. It’s going to be a battle. Saddle up! pic.twitter.com/HECZGmKPfw
â David A. Clarke, Jr. (@SheriffClarke) January 2, 2018
You gonna let this man and his friends win in 2018? What are you going to do this year to stop them in their tracks? Find a candidate and sign up to volunteer today!
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