Laura Loomer is an Islamophobic nut who lost her long-shot bid to represent Florida’s 21st Congressional District by a whopping 20 points, despite (or maybe because of?) an endorsement from Donald Trump.
Great going Laura. You have a great chance against a Pelosi puppet! https://t.co/pKZp35dUYr
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 19, 2020
She’s been banned from Twitter (and just about every other social media platform, for that matter) because of her anti-Muslim takes, so she’s moved her fruitcake factory to Parler, a “free speech” zone where you can say anything you want, so long as it’s false and awful.
But it looks like I agree with her on at least one thing. It would be a larf riot if Trump tried this …
Failed GOP candidate Laura Loomer wants Trump to ”physically refuse to leave” the White House. pic.twitter.com/2leK6z7yYW
— Zachary Petrizzo (@ZTPetrizzo) December 16, 2020
Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! Please let this happen. It would be a like getting baked out of my mind while binge-watching Cops.
Of course, I’m not the only one who sees the infinite entertainment potential of a Trump sit-in. I mean, who doesn’t want to see some version of this?
— Forza Azzurri (@Peter_Silveri) December 16, 2020
No one, it appears …
I really DO hope Spanky makes them physically drag his traitorous ass out of the White House.
— BrooklynDad_Defiant! (@mmpadellan) December 16, 2020
"Mr Ex-President, there's some Marines on the South Lawn with an eviction notice" pic.twitter.com/6TkZQMuosX
— Daniel Smith (@javajoint) December 16, 2020
I'm hoping for this with all my heart. Cut power, water, sewer, cell phone, food delivery. Five seconds of sitting in the dark unable to eat, flush, or tweet and he'll come lumbering out like a deranged warthog. Video the whole thing and put it on PPV; pay off nat'l deficit.
— BeaglesResist (@BeaglesResist) December 16, 2020
That would make my 2021! I'd literally go off my diet…make a huge vat of popcorn and sit in front of the tube as I watch US Marshals drag his sorry ass out of that place with a big ol' shit eating grin on my face.
— Phil Stone (@PhilStone29) December 16, 2020
As much as I’d love to see Trump strapped to a dolly in a straitjacket, forced to wear a Hannibal Lecter mask, and summarily wheeled away, for some reason my mind immediately rushes to this jerry-rigged solution:
But that would probably be a wee bit too disrespectful, even when it comes to Trump. So, no, we absolutely will not be disintegrating his
whale carcass — and certainly not until after his hunger strike (wherein he resolves to eat nothing but the chicken skin) reaches its inevitable denouement.
Then again, if he really refuses to leave, every option should be on the table — the more hilarious the better.
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