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Laura Loomer is an Islamophobic nut who lost her long-shot bid to represent Florida’s 21st Congressional District by a whopping 20 points, despite (or maybe because of?) an endorsement from Donald Trump.

She’s been banned from Twitter (and just about every other social media platform, for that matter) because of her anti-Muslim takes, so she’s moved her fruitcake factory to Parler, a “free speech” zone where you can say anything you want, so long as it’s false and awful.

But it looks like I agree with her on at least one thing. It would be a larf riot if Trump tried this …

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! Please let this happen. It would be a like getting baked out of my mind while binge-watching Cops.

Of course, I’m not the only one who sees the infinite entertainment potential of a Trump sit-in. I mean, who doesn’t want to see some version of this?

No one, it appears …

As much as I’d love to see Trump strapped to a dolly in a straitjacket, forced to wear a Hannibal Lecter mask, and summarily wheeled away, for some reason my mind immediately rushes to this jerry-rigged solution:

But that would probably be a wee bit too disrespectful, even when it comes to Trump. So, no, we absolutely will not be disintegrating his whale carcass — and certainly not until after his hunger strike (wherein he resolves to eat nothing but the chicken skin) reaches its inevitable denouement.

Then again, if he really refuses to leave, every option should be on the table — the more hilarious the better.

 

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9 COMMENTS

  1. I want him hog tied and given the ‘black man tresspassing’ treatment. I think we will all be proud Karens to call cops on him.

  2. Duct tape him to a dolly, wearing a drooping diaper, and have him wheeled out of the White House by a Hazmat Team. When ask whether the Diapers or Donald was the Hazzard, the Team should reply… “Yes!”

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