Welcome to what is the 1142nd original profile here at “Fanatical Republican Extremist of the Day”, where profiling Chris Bish, a 2020 and 2022 candidate for U.S. House of Representatives in California’s 6th Congressional District, who got throttled by an almost 3 to 1 margin two years ago, but is back at it again this year. So why are we profiling her? Well, she has some trouble with apples in oranges, like when she waded into the culture wars in March of 2021, and complained about how Dr. Seuss’ estate was choosing to no longer publish some of his more problematic works by comparing it being “inappropriate” to instead, the musical lyrics of Cardi B and Nicki Minaj. This is of course, comparing racist imagery in a children’s book to the song lyrics that are intended for an adult audience. But hey, let’s go out of our way to single out the artistry of women of color to try to “get one of theirs” when something racist gets put to bed.
Her entire Twitter feed is a mix of fretting Mrs. Lovejoy-style “Won’t Someone Think of the Children” concern posts, mixed in with bad memes of the worst conservative causes, like say, backing Gov. Ron DeSantis and Gov. Greg Abbott doing some human trafficking of migrants to “Democratic cities” to try and score points with white nationalists, or being surprised that a seditionist wanker like Mike Lindell had his cell phone seized by the FBI, or as she calls them, “Biden’s Gestapo”. And not for nothing, she seems very taken with the concept that children are being “groomed” in a lot of posts, and has an affinity for sharing content with other Qanon themes, like say, “The Storm is Coming”.
Chris Bish finished fourth in the GOP Primary for this race, getting just 7.5% of the vote. We hope that she never makes a third run for office and this is the last time we ever mention her until she gets some deprogramming therapy from the right-wing cult she’s in league with.
So we’ll just close this profile by saying what we wanted to from the start… “Bish, please.”
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