When your great leader is a big baby-man, that kind of emotional fortitude usually extends through the ranks. Donald Trump campaign manager Brad Parscale is every bit as dumb and ludicrous as you might imagine someone whose predecessors were Corey Lewandowski and Paul Manafort to be. Democratic Gov.-elect Andy Beshear’s victory in Kentucky last night over Trump-supported chicken pox infector Matt Bevins really seems to have thrown the white supremacist spin machine into tilt.
As it became more and more clear that Bevins wouldn’t be able to steal this election away from the people of Kentucky, Parscale took to his Twitter account to ape the kind of mind-blowing doublethink his gaslighter in chief is infamous for. He tweeted:
“The networks are already full of crap with Kentucky, be honest! The Democrats nominated a moderate, who’s dad was a moderate, who didn’t talk about impeachment or Trump, and who acts like a Republican. Talk about Kentucky when an actual Democrat runs. #FakeNews”
So, to keep score: Trump was supporting incumbent Republican Gov. Matt Bevins against Democratic candidate Andy Beshear, but it turns out that Trump was supporting Bevins against another Republican and so the GOP won last night, even though the new governor of Kentucky will be a registered Democratic Party member. Got it. Crybaby, much? The rest of the internet could see what crybaby bigot Parscale was trying to do, and they let him have it.
Here’s a quick reminder of who Parscale is.
Let’s begin at the beginning, with some receipts.
REPUBLICANS TONIGHT: "Andy Beshear is a moderate. So he isn't really even a Democrat!."
REPUBLICANS DURING RACE: "Andy Beshear is a socialist, just like Bernie Sanders and all the other Democrats!"
VOTERS: "Yeah, we like the Democrat!"https://t.co/t2sIo9yNyP
— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) November 6, 2019
An important reminder: People really didn’t—and still don’t—like Matt Bevins.
The only Republican who lost a KY statewide race tonight also happened to be the guy Trump just stumped for and *who literally covered himself in Trump's image* but really it has nothing to do with Trump.
And Brad wants to persuade you that its the networks that are full of crap. pic.twitter.com/enj0AEAfbP
— Don Moynihan (@donmoyn) November 6, 2019
Tell me if you’ve heard this joke before: A racist walks into a state to lend his support …
— Fireside Chatter Lied (@OK_Dumbass) November 6, 2019
And let’s hear from the people!
It’s u pic.twitter.com/QWdSOoOWpC
— Followers For Algernon (@bonerhitler) November 6, 2019
And something for the vegans!
— Suzan Scott (@NewsJunkieBlu) November 6, 2019
And this is for emotional republicans!
— ᑕᕼᑌᑎK (@chunkled) November 6, 2019
And a little something for the 420 crowd.
— Wednesday Addams -A Very Stable Genius (@WAddamsResists) November 6, 2019
And then we can add some logic puzzles for MAGA heads out there.
Not quite the line Trump was selling last night at his rally. So which one is full of shit— you or him?
— Brian Tyler Cohen (@briantylercohen) November 6, 2019
— Kevin (@kevin_cracknell) November 6, 2019
Interesting. Here’s a personal favorite.
Poor ❄️ pic.twitter.com/gDycZWyy49
— Virginia Bourne (@Southviabirth) November 6, 2019
Are there no safe spaces for people who don’t want to lose elections????
— Dion (@Noid68) November 6, 2019
What’s really going on here, Brad?
— David Weissman (@davidmweissman) November 6, 2019
And for those numbers folks—and early reader book enthusiasts:
Brad data bad. Brad sad, then mad! pic.twitter.com/61b7irGvX1
— Dave Doherty (@_dave_doherty) November 6, 2019
Let’s pile on, please.
— Anthony Tucker (@TonyTuc2) November 6, 2019
— Jason Berube (@Jason_Berube) November 6, 2019
— @SaysDana #StandWithSchiff (@SaysDana) November 6, 2019
Let it out, Chad.
Let. It. All. Out. pic.twitter.com/pjfAT0BADT
— kevin (@KevINthe406) November 6, 2019
— Anita (@AnitaM86) November 6, 2019
— Pearl Jelly (@karma132205411) November 6, 2019
Gov. anti-elect Bevins wants a big expensive cry as he tries to get rid of democracy.