Dow drops nearly 800 points after Trump calls himself ‘Tariff Man’

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Early this morning, Donald Trump tweeted some homespun wisdom:

And then this happened:

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Tariff Man is by far the worst new Marvel character ever. And they actually had a supervillain named Asbestos Lady. (Not to be confused with Asbestos Man, who is also Trump.)

I could write a long, very trenchant diary about how tariffs don’t work and Trump has the policy instincts of a dying sea cucumber, but what’s the point, really? (For one thing, foreign countries don’t pay our tariffs; we do.)

Instead, how about an infinite regression of Trump taco bowl brains?

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