Donald Trump Jr. is encouraging conservatives to pick fights with their families on Thanksgiving

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I haven’t read Donald Trump Jr.’s new book, Daddy, Look at Me!, but I imagine it’s loaded with a Trumpload of sophistry, casuistry, and garden-variety f*#knuttery.

Of course, I’m not the target demographic. The target demographic is the Republican National Committee, which bought $94,800 worth of the books, presumably to give it a nudge to the top of the New York Times best-seller list. I assume they’ll hand the books out to Trump supporters, who will drowsily page through them until the pages drown in nap drool — before ultimately filling three-quarters of a Goodwill bargain bin near you.

So you can see his dilemma. He wants this book to stay on the best-seller list, but even he surely understands his fans aren’t voracious readers. So what to do? Oh, I know! Spread the word by encouraging rancor and turmoil on this national day of gratitude and togetherness! There’s your solution!

Okay, very funny, Jr. Of course, the irony here is thick, given that his father is essentially a hunk of unexploded ordnance languidly floating in Kroger jellied cranberry sauce.

But, sure. Go ahead and “trigger” a liberal. You’ll likely get a photo of someone calmly explaining the separation of powers to a Keystone Light-besotted oaf who doesn’t understand the Constitution. Maybe you can Photoshop it.

Should be fun.

 

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6 Comments on "Donald Trump Jr. is encouraging conservatives to pick fights with their families on Thanksgiving"

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DHG
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If any of them were coming and tried this they would be shown the door immediately and no Im not kidding, I dont put up with political talk at all in get togethers.

Rutokin
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Rutokin

The best way to keep the peace is not to bring up it up in the first. I found that’s much easier to do, or just change the subject if it comes up

Dick Panico
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Dick Panico

It makes for great conversation, and it’s more important than football !
So why not discuss it ?

David
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David

Can the pages of D Jr’s book be recycled into toilet paper?

Dick Panico
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Dick Panico

Your butt might not forgive you !

Dick Panico
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Dick Panico

Don’t worry, someone will bring Trumps
name up .The fools who have never studied Lincoln, say Trump’s better than Lincoln.
Does that mean Trump’s ,
due to be assonated ?
So I guess if you really believe that ,
you’d expect the government will build a monument to him ?
Are Republicans, kidding themselves?
Never have any monuments been
built for (impeached President’s) , and not likely
this one either !