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Today will go down in history as one of the strangest days in the first year of Trump, and that’s saying something. The government is ready to shut down and the porn star lover’s 2011 interview was just released, but nothing tops this 15 second clip, which encapsulates Trump and showcases the insanity of the Trump administration better than even the “s*ithole” scandal could do. 

The Daily Beast:

President Trump on Friday flubbed a crucial part of his address to the March for Life, accidentally telling the anti-abortion protesters that it’s wrong for children to be born. “Right now, a number of state laws allow a baby to be born from his or her mother’s womb in the ninth month. It is wrong. It has to change,” he said. Trump’s prepared remarks had him saying “torn,” referring to late-term abortion, but alas.

Okey doke, he meant to say “torn” but instead said “born.” A bit incredible, but what really glares out is the “his or her mother’s womb,” part of the remark. Now men have wombs, apparently? And so it’s a toss up who gets to have the kid? Really? “Okay, Harry, I had Bill, now you have to have to have the next one.” “I think your brother should have the next one, he’s just been freeloading here, let him do some work and have a kid.” 

So there you have it, the 45th *resident of the United States just went on record implying that men can have babies, too. If you ever doubted that Trump is nothing more than a figurehead, there to spout what he’s told to spout and having no idea what the hell he’s talking about, this clip should disabuse you of that notion.

It’s truly a shame that the late, great Kurt Vonnegut is not here with us. He could make something out of this, I’ll warrant. 

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