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When the doctor who somehow keeps Dick Cheney’s purpling corpse ambulatory talks, you should listen. The dude is obviously brilliant.

And that guy is wondering why Trump’s doctor hasn’t released any information on the pr*sident’s recent physical beyond mealy generalities:

Good question.

Here’s another take:

The president, 72, underwent a physical exam at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center last week. In memo, Navy Commander Sean Conley, physician to the president, said he anticipates Trump “will remain (in good health) for the duration of his presidency and beyond.”

“Over the course of approximately four hours, I performed and supervised the evaluation with a panel of 11 different board certified specialists,” Conley wrote, adding the president did not undergo any procedures that required sedation or anesthesia.

No details of the medical findings were released but Conley’s memo said “reports and recommendations are being finalized.”

I can only assume they’re waiting for someone to invent a quantum supercomputer with which to plausibly tweak his official BMI under “obese.” And that could take a while.

Of course, it is comforting to know that modern medicine can predict one’s continued good health for years ahead of time. Then again, maybe the bar is set incomparably low for Trump’s health, too. If his heart isn’t literally moldering inside his chest, all’s good.

Nothing to see here. So we won’t show you.

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2 COMMENTS

  1. They are definitely hiding something. They lied about the fake presidents health last year too. What the heck is wrong with these people. He can’t be very healthy since he eats mostly all junk and fast food.

  2. Please keep up the Healthy diet and lifestyle and try not to move to much with your new 50k playtoy for “golf without walking” WE ALL hope your heart attack is closer than imminent….

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