Challenge accepted. I told him eight things I absolutely love about Trump.

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Sadly, an Air Force buddy I had served with over 20 years ago is, today, a huge Trump fan.  He’s the complete package, down to the stupid red hat and wacky conspiracy theories. His immigrant attacks must have made things particularly awkward with his lovely wife, who immigrated from Mexico. (I actually don’t think they are together any longer.)  He pays me the respect of rarely acknowledging my Facebook rants against his Cheeto Jesus, and I, in turn, largely ignore his rants in favor of.  Yet every once in a awhile, I’m obligated to post proof—like this—that his stories are fake news.

On the occasions I do that, he almost always tries to circle back to the big reason he loves Trump: he feels that he is the only one addressing the immigrant “invasion”. (The recent argument sparked a fun, lively exchange where I mocked Fox News for playing dress-up at the border.)  Long story short, this led to a fight where he said I was incapable of giving Trump credit for doing anything great—what those things are exactly, I’m still not sure.  He responded: “[Trump] could cure cancer, and you would never call me up and say “Trump did good”.

So you know what? I’m game. I asked him to go first: admit one nice thing Obama did. I even provided a helpful list for him to choose from. (I’m still waiting for mine.) In turn, I’d say something that I love about Trump. He ignored my list and gave me this: Obama gifted the conservatives “focus”. The GOP was completely united against him. Now they have to govern, and he—without admitting it—essentially implied that his party has been flailing without a foil to blame things on.

OK…so that’s how we’re playing this? That was a pretty lame cop out, but still. I can play that too.

I told him, like always, I’ll go bigger.  I came up with a list of eight things that I can honestly say I absolutely love about Donald J Trump. I put some time into it, so I decided to share my list with you good people.

Let me know if you agree/disagree in comments.

Here. We. Go:

1. Trump created a new generation of Democratic Socialists.  Young stars like my girl AOC would likely never have had a shot against her entrenched, corporate incumbent without Donnie. I can guarantee that under Hillary, we wouldn’t be discussing a Green World War II-level mobilization strategy to reducing greenhouse gas emissions to net zero. Democratic Socialism is surging in the Trump era, and its finally pulling my Democratic party to the left.  The happiest nations on earth are Democratic Socialist nations—like Germany and the Nordic countries. (Think Denmark, not Venezuela—which is more an unstable dictatorship.)

College is free in these nations, but it’s an investment that the government gets back: seven dollars for every dollar spent. Healthcare is a right from which no one goes into bankruptcy.  I didn’t think I’d ever see Medicare for all or a $15 minimum wage guarantee in our platform, but these are our issues now. Dems are realizing that all of the popular social programs in the last century, from Medicare to Social Security, aren’t just popular—they are just the beginning.

The ridiculous argument that this is horrible government intrusion always seems to come from rightwing politicians who, in the same breath, argue that the government should literally regulate women’s bodies. The evilness of the Trump administration has given a kick to this tech-savvy, socially conscious youth who reject cult-like conservatism for leftist ideals. They are more politically engaged than ever, and every year they become a larger voting bloc. Thanks, Donald.

2. The Democrats finally kicked their obsession with perfection.  Again, thank you, Donnie. You know, we don’t have to overlook EVERYTHING like the GOP does—molesting children ala Roy Moore should always be a deal-breaker.  Yet until 2016, a lot of Democrats wouldn’t bother to show up if they felt the candidate wasn’t “pure” enough.  Too “centrist”. Too “beholden to Wall St.” The GOP knows our sensitivities and will always dig up dirt to hurt our candidates. Yes, Beto wrote a stupid story as a teenager. Cory Booker took (gasp) Wall St money. SO. FREAKING. WHAT. None of them will put brown kids in cages. Which brings me to a side rant on Joe Biden.

Yes, Biden was inexcusably inappropriate, but you know what else? He wrote the Violence Against Women Act. Trump bragged about sexually assaulted women, walked in on naked teenagers, and then also put an attempted rapist on the Supreme Court. Imagine what he’ll do with no re-election to worry about. We are in an f-ing war. There are no saints, but there sure as hell are a lot of demons. We had better buck up and do everything possible to keep the monsters out of power.

3. Trump destroyed the careers of people I hate.  The people I most feared when Trump came to power have, one by one, been taken out.  Not by us, mind you, but by the petulant man-child they worshiped. The man changes staff more often than he changes his socks.  Steve Bannon was as close as you could get to pure evil, yet Trump fired him in the most humiliating way possible. Jeff Sessions was a racist lunatic who made it his mission to hurt immigrants. He didn’t care if Dems hated him, but he is utterly destroyed that his reputation is in tatters in GOP circles. Reince Preibus and Sean Spicer are jokes. Trump’s smarmy lawyer is now singing like a canary.

Even losers who are still working have nowhere to go. Huckabee Sanders can’t get a job. Ivanka Trump, as you may recall, was the most liked member of the Trump clan and had a high favoribility rating as late as 2017. She’s reportedly “dead inside” now that her reputation is in utter shambles.  Giuliani went from hero to clown. Sean Hannity, once a stalwart for conservatism, has repudiated all of his supposed principles to be Trump’s lackey, which will pose a serious issue when Trump leaves office.

4. At long last, Trump killed the evangelical influence on our politics.  Godless men like Jerry Falwell saw Christians as susceptible to manipulation into rightwing politics, and kept them in line with hatred, xenophobia, and fear.  Suddenly, rightwing virtues were filtered into evangelical faith:  helping the rich was brought in under the guise of the phony “prosperity gospel”.  Being good stewards for the environment was called “nature-worship”, so it was now Christian to promote Big Oil and polluters.  Racism and misogyny replaced “love thy neighbor.” It was always a terrible, cynical movement.

Thankfully, it has been on the decline for decades; and no one has done more damage to this once powerful political coalition than the man the evangelicals put on their highest pedestal. The man they went all in for has repeatedly committed every single one of the seven deadly sins. For 2016, they had a plethora of Bible-thumping candidates to choose from, and rejected all of them for the charity-swindling, poor-bashing, disabled-mocking, woman-assaulting, daughter-lusting, foul-mouthed serial adulterer. Finally, evangelical republicans have had their hypocrisy completely exposed.

For Trump and his minions, there was nothing that Franklin Graham or Jerry Falwell Jr. wouldn’t justify.  Nothing. Not even attempted rape.  Not even molesting children.  The powerful coalition that their fathers built has now been dismantled. This new generation utterly rejects them.

Never again will we  need to listen to their high-horse platitudes. Any phony lecture on virtue can  now be legitimately met with, “Didn’t you worship Satan”?  It’s over.

5. That one legacy that Trump entirely destroyed.  OK, here is something that I have to admit I honestly love that Trump did: he destroyed the Bush legacy forever and killed their dynasty once and for all. Recall that Jeb! was the clear favorite to continue the Bush disaster—and now he’s a humiliated loser. When Jeb was still a “thing”, the arrogant Bushes were already talking about his stupid son, George P. Bush, being the next generation to saddle us with.  Oh, how they’ve fallen. After Trump’s many insults led to Jeb’s defeat, his twerp of a son sold him out and publicly backed Trump. The Trumps repaid George P. by humiliating him: they pulled out of a fundraiser for his race for Texas Land Commissioner at the last minute and forced him to grovel over his dad’s behavior, which he gladly did. (Not quite on the same level of submissive humiliation suffered by Ted Cruz or Lindsay Graham, but still delicious.)

It’s true that Trump makes George W. look better, but everyone is forgetting just how horrible the Bushes were. Their legacy is the reason someone like Trump was able to come to power in the first place, and America suffered greatly under their tutelage. Iraq’s oil fields were divvied up by oil firms long before any invasion, and the hundreds of thousands of deaths from the Iraq War were a direct result of this war crime. The GOP long defended the Bush/Cheney war, but now that the GOP is a subsidiary of the Trump Corporation, that ended. Trump called it what it was, and few people—certainly no one in the rightwing media—defends the Bushes anymore.  They are finished.

Obama’s legacy is growing brighter by the day. If Mahlia or Sasha ever wanted to run for something, they could and would win. What the hell is a Bush ever going to win?  Good. f-ing. riddance. On the flip side, BTW, there will never be a such thing as a “Trump dynasty”. His kids are bigger morons than he is.

Unfortunately, Poppy and Barbara were alive just long enough to see their legacy gutted and their offspring consistently attacked and humiliated by their own party. Welp, cry me a river.

6. Trump shattered our complacency. The day after the election was a dark day, but it was desperately needed. Formerly apathetic people finally became voters, and voters finally became activists. Here in Seminole County Florida, I had less than a dozen people attend our local monthly meeting. Our Congressman was the awful John Mica. Today, two years into the Trump presidency, the meetings are still standing room only. Donations have poured in. Our new representative is a young, Vietnamese immigrant named Stephanie Murphy.

The Women’s March on Washington the day after Trump’s inauguration was the largest single-day demonstration in recorded US history. Last election, we had the highest midterm turnout in over a century.  Our institutions, which we thought were untouchable, we saw under attack… so we stepped up. Trump’s attack on the free press led to legitimate newspapers seeing their subscriptions skyrocket. News organizations learned how to be journalists, and started calling out lies instead of trying to placate both sides. Satirists under authoritarian attack stopped getting uncomfortable tackling issues like racism and politics, and are now a thriving industry. Speaking of racism, notice that no one is saying anymore that we live in a “post-racial” world after Obama—not with Trump’s embrace of Nazism.

Movements don’t start when times are good. It’s a silver lining to this nightmare that will pay dividends for decades.

7. Democrats learned how to fight. Hard.  When the Democrats were in total power after 2008, we had a ton of missed opportunities. Nothing was done as far as gun violence—the NRA was too untouchable. Harry Reid and Obama insisted on watering down healthcare reform in an attempt to get the GOP on board. Nancy was pretty milquetoast.

What a difference a decade makes. Nancy is cutthroat as hell, and has beaten Donald every time. Democrats are openly talking about stacking the court—as they should. Mitch McConnell stole a seat, so of course we should add a Justice to undo the injustice. Like I said, this is a war. Through gerrymandering, cheating, and dismantling our strongholds, like organized labor, the GOP has managed to manipulate every election. playing nice wasn’t working.

The Dems are now fighting to expand voting rights as hard as the GOP fights to suppress them. The Dems are keen on requiring  early voting in all states, abolishing gerrymandering nationwide by requiring independent commissions, and finally making Election Day a federal holiday.  After Trump abandoned Puerto Rico, Democrats are now making statehood a top issue—along with DC. This should have been done years ago, but it wasn’t until the Trump era that the Dems would take action.

Bottom iine: eventually, when we get our trifecta, you can bet that we won’t see the same missed opportunities back in 2009. It took a long time for our leaders to wake the hell up, but at least they did.

8. The GOP is now the party of Trump, and it’s going down with him. Trump is the most unpopular president in US history. His days as president are numbered. Yet his biggest accomplishment and his largest contribution to our nation is to succeed where all of us have failed—the destruction of the GOP as a viable party.

Ronna Romney dissolved the RNC into Trump’s campaign wing, which is a bit problematic to candidates trying to distance themselves from Trump’s sinking ship.  Two decades from now, I predict we’ll be discussing what happened to the once powerful GOP. Their base will be mostly gone, and an angry crop of new voters and activists will make sure that fascism will never again get so close to overturning democracy as they have the past two years.

There will be a reckoning within the GOP after Trump, and it won’t be pretty. It will be a fracture, or a dissolution, but the fragile coalition won’t hold. Whatever emerges will have all of the relevance of the modern Whig party. When that happens, then maybe—just maybe— this whole Trump experiment will have proved to not be such a bad thing after all.

I would certainly call my friend and admit that he won the argument.  “You know what, you were right. Trump did cure cancer.”

“Trump did good. He did real good”

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Lone Wolf
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Lone Wolf

It’s a bit early here in Volusia County Florida, but I’ll crack open a cold bud for this read, cheers!

Ron Manicom
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Ron Manicom

The United states taxpayer, on average pays 12 to 15 percent more in taxes than the highest European taxed country (France), and nowhere to my knowledge is gas/petrol greater than 8 dollars per imperial gallon Which is 20 percent larger than a US gallon, my little golf 4 TDI which is diesel gets around 60 mpg, (imperial) and our roads are so much better than the roads in the US, so please stop with the misinformation,

Danielle
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Danielle

Thank you for your positive and adept take on this travesty. I also enjoyed the adjectives you used to describe the moron in tweet. WE have to FRAME THE ‘CONVERSATION’ and stop playing by their rules and engaging them on their terms! Thanks for your optimistism! I’ll also drink to that!

Michael owens
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Michael owens

The Idiot in chiefs, policies and Americas departure from our strategic alliances here in the south pacific, is having serious repercussions here in Australia. China and Russia have expanded there invasion throughout the south pacific and asia… the fool in the WH is going to start a war very shortly, unless some Americans, grow a pair & get rid of the fkwt