David Fahrenthold doesn’t waste ink in covering Trumpian scandal as someone apparently wanted to touch celebrity status at the level of stalking and vandalism without anonymity.
Two weeks ago, McEwan was arrested in Rhode Island for allegedly breaking into pop superstar Taylor Swift’s beach home. The Westerly Sun newspaper in Rhode Island said that McEwan hopped a fence and broke a glass door to enter Swift’s home. He then took off his shoes.
“A pair of orange shoes were found at the doorway where he broke in. When officers asked him why he wasn’t wearing any, he told them, ‘I was always taught that when you go into someone’s home, you have to take your shoes off,’ ” Westerly Police Chief Shawn Lacey told the Sun. “He said he did it because it was polite.”
In other news, the Catholic League might want to enter the World Series on the side of arresting drag queens for sedition.
In an e-mail, the Catholic League criticizes David French's position on the First Amendment by favorably citing the Alien and Sedition Acts. pic.twitter.com/2afwQON0eB
— Charles C. W. Cooke (@charlescwcooke) September 10, 2019
This looks like the roster of an NFL practice squad. https://t.co/5L5h1PiiQ8
— Charles P. Pierce (@CharlesPPierce) September 11, 2019
What I admire most about the Trumps is their attention to detail… pic.twitter.com/ENAUjqLQYr
— Tapio (@tap_1_0) September 9, 2019
A woman in N.C. is accused of cutting off her husband’s penis. The officer quoted in this story is named Major Wank. https://t.co/GEXuOdrGPZ
— Andrew Beaujon (@abeaujon) September 10, 2019
— Devin Nunes’ cow 🐮 (@DevinCow) September 11, 2019