This may very well be the swiftest, most efficient garroting in the history of Twitter:
He’s unable to spell the word hamburger
— Molly Jong-Fast (@MollyJongFast) January 16, 2019
And what was Trump’s response to Pelosi’s shock maneuver yesterday? Basically, he knocked the chessboard over and started bawling.
Sorry, Dave. Nancy Pelosi is playing chess. Trump has the cellophane from the Candyland box wrapped around his head somehow and is starting to turn blue.
Try a new analogy.
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Yup, tRump is playing chess, but he’s playing on a Chinese Checkers board.