No man, for any considerable period, can wear one face to himself, and another for the multitude, without finally getting bewildered as to which may be the true Nathaniel Hawthorne The Scarlet Letter I honestly don’t know who in the hell is planning all of these recent Trump photo ops, But whoever it is should retire to […]
It's been 142 days since the House passed the $3 trillion HEROES Act, which Mitch McConnell has refused to take up. Meanwhile, the Senate Majority is plotting how to keep the Senate from doing...
Ah, the Gathering! I can’t believe it’s finally here. Time has almost caught us, my old friend! Castiguere Highlander Jesus, it’s taken forever, especially in the era of Trump, where every goddamn day is in dogs years, but we’ve finally almost completed the slog. The horses have rounded the far turn, and are thundering down the last […]
And I can prove it. You know, with like, numbers and stuff. The poll I’ll be referring to in this article is the NBC News/Wall Street Journal poll. Personally, I love this poll. Both NBC News as well as the WSJ are reputable news media outlets. And the poll itself is beautifully structured. One of […]
OK, fuck it, this is just ridiculous. 2:30 PDT on a Sunday afternoon, and out of nowhere, and for no previously announced medical or logical reason, Trump’s motorcade crawls out of the front driveway like they’re trying out for the role of the tortoise in the race with the hare. Nobody had the slightest idea […]
This was nothing more and nothing less than a national disgrace. It wasn’t a presidential debate, it was a Godsmack mosh pit. Trump’s sole goal was to turn the entire 90 minutes of the debate into nothing more than white noise, and he gave it his best shot. And already it isn’t being particularly well […]
Please, don’t make a fuss. It’s just plain yogurt Mel Brooks Spaceballs I have been waiting almost 5 long years to write this article. There were times that I despaired that I’d ever get the chance. But that blessed day has finally arrived. It can finally be conclusively said. Donald Trump is a liar. Donald […]
THIS IS BREAKING NEWS AS U TYPE. The New York Times has just broken the news of the ultimate October Surprise. They have personally seen 20 years of Donald Trump’s tax returns. Teri is reading the Times article and feeding me as I go along, so we’ll start with the highlights, and I can fill […]
Donald Trump is about to ransack the Supreme Court because—he's admitted—he wants a pliant bench that will comfortably rule in his favor on any disputes that follow November's election. And if he gets his...
Sarah Palin has only gotten worse over the years and that is saying a mouthful. Take a look at this self-made video. Hand to God, she seems like she’s strung out on crack. Jim Swift at The Bulwark has this analysis. Buckle up, friends, I have leading off in the top slot, a self made video […]