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‘Total Dehumanization’: Trump Mocks Tlaib and 90-Year-Old Grandma Living Under Israeli Occupation

President Donald Trump on Friday night launched what critics condemned as a mocking and dehumanizing attack on Rep. Rashida Tlaib and her 90-year-old grandmother after the Michigan congresswoman refused to visit Israel under restrictive...
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LOL – #EmptySeatMAGATour is Trending.

Wonder if Tangerine Twitler has opened #EmptySeatMAGATour yet? https://twitter.com/tonyposnanski/status/1162401826517508097 https://twitter.com/serittel/status/1162408746015870977 https://twitter.com/petitgordi/status/1162403202370801665 https://twitter.com/IdesOfMarz/status/1162402987895132160 https://twitter.com/romspapi/status/1162413406147756033 https://twitter.com/Nelson_nel6/status/1162412508931665920 https://twitter.com/BottleyC/status/1162409784987049985 https://twitter.com/joesmith628/status/1162402519743643648 https://twitter.com/durrati/status/1162419245872865281 Good luck getting FatNixon's carcass in there.#EmptySeatsMagaTour — Bruce Strickland (@Bruce87036) August 16, 2019

‘Michigan Man Of The Year’ Lie Hilariously Exposed As Pure Trump Fantasy

Donald Trump’s favorite pastime is bragging about how people love him and thank him, frequently in tears, for all the wondrous change that he has effected in their lives. A frequent lie of his, which he has said no less than seven times since 2016, is that he was named Michigan’s “Man Of The Year,” due to being the biggest change-maker in the auto industry since Henry Ford, to hear him tell it. The problem with this boast is that nobody has ever heard of the award and that’s because it doesn’t exist. CNN’s intrepid journalist, Daniel Dale, started tracking down the facts after Trump claimed, yet again Thursday night in New Hampshire, to be the recipient of this mythical honor. Dale spoke with former Michigan GOP Congressman Dave Trott, who ostensibly gave Trump the award. Trott adds that the speech was well-received. He also adds that Trump insisted he had to tell the press that it was the largest Oakland County Lincoln Day Dinner crowd ever, even though Trott told him he had no idea if that was true. He says Trump claimed CBS said it was. — Daniel Dale (@ddale8) August 16, 2019 Trump got up and gave an acceptance speech for an non-existent award that he dreamt up on the spot, apparently, and people were too embarrassed to say anything. Maybe he took their silence for ratification of the idea that he was indeed “Man Of The Year.” And then he went out and broadcast his fantasy as fact six more times. And naturally, same old, same old, Trump fantasized a huge crowd to go along with his fictitious award. The man should write fairy tales, seriously. He could write about a boorish buffoon, whom everybody loathed, but then when the buffoon went into his Secret Space, he emerged into a world where everybody loved him, and was conferring honors on him left and right. In this world, the buffoon rides on the back of a unicorn into a stadium, brimming with screaming fans, and receives a new Honor each day, carried to him by lust crazed, scantily clad women, who throw themselves at his feet, while the crowd roars, and waves banners. The man is a fifth rate L. Ron Hubbard and he’s roosting in the Oval Office, tweeting, except for those delirium filled convocations with his adoring gaslit admirers, where he trots out his newest hallucinations, or recycles old ones. It’s doubtful that he even realizes that he ever made the stuff up to begin with. Rod Serling couldn’t write this, but you and I live it. By the way, #EmptySeatMAGATour is trending. Always some kill joy with a camera to pop Trump’s daydream du jour.
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Aid Groups Warn of ‘Untold Suffering for Millions’ as Trump Weighs Billions in Cuts...

President Donald Trump is reportedly planning to request $4.3 billion in cuts to United Nations humanitarian programs and other foreign aid initiatives, a move advocacy groups warned would have "devastating" consequences for millions of...
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Trump viciously mocked overweight protester at NH rally who turned out to be a...

Speaking to a rally crowd in New Hampshire, Donald Trump hit a number of new lows, perhaps none more so than when a protester interrupted and Trump led the crowd in mocking a man...

Borowitz Report: ‘Denmark Offers To Buy U.S.’ /s

This proposition makes just as much sense as what the bankrupt realtor from Queens came up with yesterday — in many ways, more. The New Yorker: COPENHAGEN (The Borowitz Report)—After rebuffing Donald J. Trump’s hypothetical proposal to purchase Greenland, the government of Denmark has announced that it would be interested in buying the United States instead. “As we have stated, Greenland is not for sale,” a spokesperson for the Danish government said on Friday. “We have noted, however, that during the Trump regime, pretty much everything in the United States, including its government, has most definitely been for sale.” […] A key provision of the purchase offer, the spokesperson said, would be the relocation of Donald Trump to another country “to be determined,” with Russia and North Korea cited as possible destinations. If Denmark’s bid for the United States is accepted, the Scandinavian nation has ambitious plans for its new acquisition. “We believe that by giving the U.S. an educational system and national health care, it could be transformed from a vast land mass into a great nation,” the spokesperson said. God knows that Prince Hamlet dealt with some corrupt people, in a court where backstabbing was the order of the day — literally. But even he never encountered the likes of Donald Trump. We’re ready for Denmark, but is Denmark ready for us? And here’s a thought, while we’re restructuring global alliances: How about when the UK leaves the European Union on Halloween, if it becomes an American colony? Turnabout is fair play, that sort of thing. [Editor’s Note: Andy Borowitz writes satire for the New Yorker.]
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‘He’s rattled’: Paranoid Trump broods about possible recession

You can tell when Donald Trump is upset about something — his lies and non sequiturs become far more feral, frequent, and surreal. Meanwhile, we all sit back and observe with a mixture of contempt, amusement,...
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David Cay Johnston Explains What Trump Really Is With This Obscene Photo.

David Cay Johnston is a Pulitzer prize winning journalist who met Trump in 1988 and has been reporting on Trump for more than 30 years.  I enjoy listening to Mr. Johnston when he’s on...
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‘This Is Final Proof That He Has Gone Mad’: Denmark Mocks Trump Reported Desire...

Amid reports that President Donald Trump has directed aides to examine whether the United States can purchase Greenland—an autonomous territory of Denmark—Danish lawmakers on Friday condemned the idea as both absurd and "grotesque." "If he...
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In one of his dumbest tweets yet, Trump again shows he knows zero about...

How did this wee-brained little man ever graduate from high school, much less Wharton?Betraying his profound ignorance of how the global economy works, Trump tweeted this bland bit of folderol today: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1162022701457989635 Got that? And he...

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