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IMPOTUS Celebrates Melania’s Birthday By Unleashing Hellfire On Fox News for Running Attack Ad

Boy, is Fox News ever gonna be sorry that they aired that attack ad, you know, the one by Republicans For The Rule Of Law? Yeah, that one. Donald Trump canceled yet another press briefing, for the second day in a row now. Apparently he’s stewing in his room and watching TV as usual. All that is known is that something set him off and he got out his phone and his little thumbs went batshit on the keypad, as he endeavored to straighten Fox News out, once and for all. ….Even the Radical Left Do Nothing Democrats laughed at the Fox suggestion. No respect for the people running @FoxNews. But Fox keeps on plugging to try and become politically correct. They put RINO Paul Ryan on their Board. They hire “debate questions to Crooked Hillary”…. — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 26, 2020 ….fraud @donnabrazile (and others who are even worse). Chris Wallace is nastier to Republicans than even Deface the Nation or Sleepy Eyes. The people who are watching @FoxNews, in record numbers (thank you President Trump), are angry. They want an alternative now. So do I! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 26, 2020 Now to make this even more comical than it already is, today is Melania’s 50th birthday. One’s 50th birthday is a milestone in a lifetime, and Melania gets to spend hers with a crazed incel teenager in a 73-year-old body. Unless she’s managed to sneak out, who knows? In even the humblest of lives a landmark birthday, 30, 40, 50, is celebrated with great fanfare, relatively speaking. Here’s Melania, living in the White House and married to the *resident of the United States, and he can’t even fake giving a shite that it’s his wife’s birthday. He’s too busy tweeting! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Hey, if you want to tell me I’m taking a cheap shot, that’s fine. I absolutely roar with laughter every time it’s revealed who these people in the White House really are. And today is one of those days. They.Have.No.Class. Coke Zero has more calories than they have class. Hi, @SecretService, I'd like to report a crazy man at the White House pretending to be the President. — Nick Jack Pappas (@Pappiness) April 26, 2020 How far gone are you when you accuse Fox of tweeting Democratic talking points? — Joyce Alene (@JoyceWhiteVance) April 26, 2020 Yeah, and Paul Ryan is a closet Democrat, we are told. And the truth is a Democratic talking point, apparently, from Trump’s uniquely insane perspective. Oh, God it’s fun to watch him melt down.  Here’s the gasoline that got thrown on the fire of Trump’s ego roasting on the spit. This video from Republicans for the Rule of Law has clocked more than a million views since we released it less than 24 hours ago. I'm re-posting it here in case you missed it, or if you might want to retweet or forward it. Or just to watch again and be, again, horrified by it. pic.twitter.com/DTLqxQbHjB — Bill Kristol (@BillKristol) April 25, 2020 Et tu, Foxus?    

Powerful House Democrat Asks if 25th Amendment Solution Worth Considering

Today this tweet popped up. Dear Cabinet Officials: Today’s #coronavirus briefing went from bad to worse. Deeply troubling. Some people are saying it may be time to invoke the #25thAmendment. Thoughts? — Hakeem Jeffries (@RepJeffries) April 18, 2020 So, why should we give a damn? This is probably the millionth time someone with sense has called for Trump’s ouster via the 25th Amendment. And Pence, who is the only one who can trigger it, will never, ever do it. Why is this important? For the simple reason that Hakeem Jeffries (D-NY) is the Chair of the House Democratic Caucus, one of the main players in the House impeachment proceedings, and a House Democrat close to both Nancy Pelosi and Adam Schiff. He’s a rising star in Democratic politics, and a powerful voice in the black and progressive Democratic communities. And, most importantly, because Jeffries, a member of the House leadership, would have never issued such a damning tweet if Pelosi and the House Leadership weren’t behind it. I almost titled this “House Leadership Calls for 25th Amendment Invocation,” but that would be going further than Jeffries went. But not a lot further. In short: Nancy Pelosi and the House Democratic leadership are calling for the White House to consider kicking Trump’s ass to the curb via the 25th Amendment. So what in Bog’s name did the stupid son of a bitch say this time? Well, I didn’t watch it. I don’t watch any of his stunt “briefings.” The media pays people hazard pay to stick their heads in that rhetorical sewage pipe every day and extract…something…out of it. Here’s what I’ve gleaned from today’s Two-Minute Hate: I challenge you to try and make sense of this Trump rant pic.twitter.com/4umIOeHle2 — Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) April 18, 2020 I tried. I really did try to listen to all 39 seconds of it. I felt a blood vessel over my eye start to throb about ten seconds in, and I ceased-and-desisted. He told a blizzard of lies. Nothing new here. CNN has a breakdown of Trump’s daily breakdown. Apparently he tried to claim that having less casualties to COVID-19 than we suffered during World War I is a good thing. Or something. Trump left the poduim at 6:16. (No one reported if he left a trail of diarrhea leakage behind him as he stalked off the stage.) Jeffries posted his tweet 33 minutes later. I have no idea what specifically prompted Jeffries to issue his call to consider a 25th Amendment remedy for Trump today. Maybe Pelosi just had as much of his vitrolic spew as she could handle. Maybe Jeffries just threw his hands up and said “Fuck it, let’s light this candle.” Whatever it was, I guarantee he ran it by Pelosi before posting it. Twitter is a truly ephemeral flavor of social media. 99% plus of all tweets sink without a trace within minutes. This one may well sink right along with the rest of them. But I think it may not. It is a shot fired across the White House’s bow by the House Democrats. For the first time that I’m aware of, a senior member of the House Democratic leadership publicly suggested that the 25th Amendment — the removal of the sitting president because he is mentally unfit for the job — […]
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Trump Offends 2.8 Billion Christians w/Moronic ‘Happy Good Friday!’ Tweet

I love the crackle of Donald Trump’s twitter feed in the morning, it smells like ignorance. Today,Trump, aka the Chosen One, sent by God, according to evangelical wingnut pastors like Jerry Falwell, Jr. and Franklin Graham — Trump’s peers in avarice and grift — offended over a third of the world’s population with one tweet. And this is after a week when even Republicans have said he should keep his mouth shut. I'll pass that on to Jesus. https://t.co/kUACj8FhWE — God (@TheTweetOfGod) April 10, 2020 The tweet conclusively proves that Trump has no remote clue that Good Friday is a solemn occasion, marking the anniversary of the son of God being tortured and crucified. He thinks, apparently, it’s a happy time. Let’s get out the chocolate eggs and jelly beans and dance — or something. This is a solemn day for Christians. It's not called Happy Friday. Like not knowing what the significance of Pearl Harbor was, I'd suggest the President doesn't know what happened on Good Friday according to the scriptures. — Joe Lockhart (@joelockhart) April 10, 2020 It’s not really a happy day. It a somber day, a sad day. Today is the day that Jesus died on the cross. Have your spiritual huckster…I mean “advisor”….explain it to you. — Emily A. (@emzorbit) April 10, 2020 Uhm if you ever walked into an actual church, you’d know today is one of the most somber days in the church year. You can’t even get Christianity right. — jimmy williams (@Jimmyspolitics) April 10, 2020 Happy Jesus-Gruesomely-Tortured-To-Death Day! 🥳 https://t.co/5CLjSSYT9C — Bob Cesca (@bobcesca_go) April 10, 2020 Are you implying the guy who made a slept-with-models joke during a briefing on pandemic body counts is tone-deaf? — Eric Montzka (@emontzka) April 10, 2020 Trump likes saviours who weren't crucified. — Ursula Faw (@ursulafaw56) April 10, 2020 It means a lot to him. He has no idea about religion and doesn’t read – so The Bible is just a doorstop. But here we go – the evangelicals love him. — Valbaby214 (@valchk214) April 10, 2020

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