I spent the last few days cartooning this one in real time, beginning with the assumption that acquittal was a foregone conclusion, which sadly proved accurate. I want to thank Jess McIntosh (@jess_mc) for the joke in the final panel, which is used here with permission. And as always, if you enjoy this work, please consider helping me keep it sustainable by joining Sparky’s List!
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