BREAKING: You’re Not Paranoid. The Black Vans Are Coming For You

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OK, this is completely out of control. If you’re a liberal, or anybody else with 12 functioning brain cells, you have spent decades snickering at the insane paranoid of the far right, who believe every word of it when their GOP politicians tell them that there are black Suburbans coning to take them away to FEMA camps, or take their guns. And if you’re a real pain in the ass, they send the black helicopters after you too!

Well, it turns out that the joke is on us! You remember all of those “unidentified” federal agents walking around the streets of Washington DC during the protests, setting up picket lines, and confronting protesters? You know, the ones with no identifying insignia’s or even name badges or service branch markings? MSNBC just played reporting from Portland, Oregon, on their affiliate, that the same agents, or other ones, are now wandering around Portland, targeting protesters.

As it was described, these federal puddle heads are cruising around Portland, especially at night, in unmarked nondescript dark colored vans and SUV’s. They confront peaceful protesters on the streets, and there have even been reports of these agents pulling protesters into their vehicles, and taking them off to interrogate them. One protester said that when he demanded his phone call for his lawyer, they immediately bundled him back into the van and took him back.

This is total and utter bullshit. If these are indeed agents of some federal agency, then our own government is engaging in domestic terrorism. They are targeting non violent protesters exercising their first amendment rights, with the express intent of scaring them off. And it must stop immediately.

Here’s why. When the federal Bureau of Land Management moved on the  serial asshole Bundy family for illegal use of federal lands, far right militia groups flocked to Nevada to train long guns on federal officers from overpasses. They later took over a wildlife refuge in Oregon, and one was killed in a shootout. And when Trump ranted and raved about Mexican illegals flooding over the border, you had more roving bands of far right fucktards, driving around the border ready to confront anything that moved. What is to stop these mental midgets from getting together, and deputizing themselves to ride around, protecting and taking back the streets? Any idea of how easy it is to get your hands on unmarked black military style fatigues?

We already know who is in charge. Tubby the Ewok proudly claimed credit for forming and utilizing the groups in DC. With the coronavirus, there are very few if any actual court cases going on in the federal system. Speaker Pelosi needs to get the House back into session immediately to vote on freezing the budget for the Department of Justice until these shadow armies are permanently disbanded.

Because forget the roving bands of indie morons, here’s what happens next. A bunch of Barr’s Brownshirts jump out of a van in the night , grab a couple of protesters, and throw them in the van. A random cop car turning the corner witnesses the kidnapping, and the chase is on. With emotions running high, and adrenaline pumping, and everybody but the hostages being armed, what do you think the chances are of the confrontation ending without bloodshed?

Donald Trump has proven time and again for four years now that he never stops pushing. Until you push back. Mary Trump makes it clear that humiliation is the one emotion Trump will not allow. If Trump is pushed hard, and publicly, he will immediately back down, we have also seen this time and again. And as Colm Meany said on Con Air, This situation needs to get itself unfucked! Soonest!

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Caroline Walcot
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Caroline Walcot

This is Dictatorship. this is the buildup to the American version of Kristallnacht, when Nazis rampaged through Berlin at Hitler’s orders, breaking all the windows of Jewish businesses and “disappearing” people of whom they disapproved.

AMERICA, PLEASE WAKE UP – WAKE UP. YOU MUST NOT TAKE THIS SECRET UNNAMED POLICE BUSINESS LYING DOWN. Don’t wait 4 months until November. If you do, that will be too late, far too late. It’s not Trump acting now, it’s all his henchmen with Barr and Miller at the helm.
Yours sincerely,
Western Europe

Henry Miller
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Henry Miller

Black unmarked vans, unmarked personnel, in the night. Hmmmm humans have been subjected to this before = the new BLACKSHIRTS !!!