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First up … Gallant Biden: “Cory, you campaigned with joy and heart, and instead of just talking about bringing people together, you did it every day.  You made our politics better just by running.  Grateful to you and looking forward to your continued leadership.”

And now … Goofus Trump:  “Really Big Breaking News (Kidding): Booker, who was in zero polling territory, just dropped out of the Democrat Presidential Primary Race.  Now I can rest easy tonight.  I was sooo concerned that I would someday have to go head to head with him!”

Joe Biden isn’t my first choice — not by a long shot. But he might end up as our nominee. And wouldn’t you feel a lot better voting for the guy who wrote that first tweet than the dipshit troglodyte who wrote the second?

Cory Booker is everything Trump isn’t: brilliant, knowledgeable, moral, honest, and passionate about helping people and improving our country.

Given the choice between Booker and Biden, I’d choose Booker. But let’s face it — the gap between Trump and Biden is a huge chasm, whereas the space between Booker and Biden, while pretty significant, is far narrower.

We can vote that second guy out of office. Then Booker will get the last laugh. And Biden too. And all the rest of us, for that matter.


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