Biden Campaign Responds Beautifully to Trump Drug Test Challenge

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We’ve all heard that Trump challenged Biden to take a drug test before Tuesday’s debate. If you haven’t seen Trump’s tweet (of course he vomited it out on Twitter), it’s right here:

I will be strongly demanding a Drug Test of Sleepy Joe Biden prior to, or after, the Debate on Tuesday night. Naturally, I will agree to take one also. His Debate performances have been record setting UNEVEN, to put it mildly. Only drugs could have caused this discrepancy???

The innuendo that Biden is using performance-enhancing drugs is, of course, a reaction to the years of speculation that Trump snorts Adderall or Drano or something. The request itself is insane, and doesn’t deserve consideration. Of course, this isn’t the first time Trump has floated the idea that Biden is doping. Days before, at one of his superspreader rallies, he said, “[D]on’t underestimate [Biden] …. They give [Biden] a big fat shot in the ass, and he comes out, and for two hours, he’s better than ever before.” In August, Trump said at a rally: “I mean, you saw some of those debates with the large number of people on the stage. He was — I mean, I used to say, ‘How is it possible that he can even go forward?’ … Frankly, his best performance was against Bernie. We’re going to call for a drug test, by the way, because his best performance was against Bernie.”

Biden’s deputy campaign manager, Kate Bedingfield, deserves a raise for her response on behalf of the campaign:

Vice President Biden intends to deliver his debate answers in words. If the president thinks his best case is made in urine he can have at it. We’d expect nothing less from Donald Trump, who pissed away the chance to protect the lives of 200K Americans when he didn’t make a plan to stop COVID-19.

It’s a (relatively) polite way for the campaign to say, “Piss on you, Trump.” Funny thing. I say that a lot myself.

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Will
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Will

I’d like to see Biden, on the first night of the debates, say in his opening remarks that he’d like to take tRump up on the challenge and to do it right then, maybe even run the tests during the debate to be announced on the air at their end. Pretty sure that sir Donny McSniffsalot’s test would come back very interesting. The man is known to like his blow. Sniff, sniff, sniff, sniff.

Matt
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I would say hey show me your taxes and I’ll piss my pants when I see them!