DonkeyHotey / Flickr Donald Trump Caricature...
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Here are some alternative lyrics, by a blogger with the handle LoveWinsAlways

José I can’t see
By the Don’s early light;
Since so proudly Trump failed
His braincells’ last heeding.

Oh, the old Stars and Bars
Thanks to Trump won their fight
To force immigrants out,
So our parents are leaving.

Oh, the Rocket Man’s glare
And the Trump trolls’ Red stare
Make you almost forget
That our flag is still there!

Oh, say, does that star-spangled banner yet wave?
It’s the land of the Trump, and the home of the slave.

This was considered the worst rendition of the Star Spangled Banner on tape until last night, but at least she knew the words. Verification of that fact was very painful to listen to, but Rosanne Barr did in fact know the words.

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