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Poor Mike Huckabee is so upset that that mean, old Mika Brzezinski dared to call his daughter out on national television the other day. He can’t believe that Mika would dare to hold his daughter personally responsible when all she’s trying to do is to be a strong, independent woman, a credit to her gender. And Mika comes along and throws a bunch of shine down on her empty brunette head.

What a crock of shit. First of all, let’s get it straight, shall we Mike? Mika did indeed call out Sarah Huckabee Sanders for her response to the furor over Trump’s obnoxious “She’ll do anything for a contribution” tweets, but it’s not like she singled her out. Mika also called out Melania, Ivanka, and any other women working in the White house to stand up against that statement. Sarah Huckabee Sanders just happens to be the most public female face of Trump and the White house, and the official mouthpiece for the Tiny Thumbs Diktator, and shamefully defended Trump by responding to a reporter in the press briefing that you could only draw a sexual connotation to his tweet “if your mind was in the gutter.”?

But one nice thing about a warm, fuzzy, protective kind of daddy like Mike Huckabee, he’s not going to take this lying down, he’s going to take strong, decisive action in defense of his daughter. Like going on FOX yesterday to piss and moan about his daughters mistreatment like the whiny two year old he is. Politico has a nice little transcript of some of his piteous whining;

“She deserves better from other women and it just amazes me that even the women who say they are feminists are doing everything they can to discredit my daughter,” Mike Huckabee said Wednesday evening on Fox News. “My daughter stands strong and tough and walks into that lions den of a press room every day and represents women and represents the president and represents strength in an incredible way.”

OK, just a couple of things here. Senator Kirsten Gillibrand of New York did not personally insult the President, nor his office, she made a principled call for him to resign over his sexual assulault allegations, as others caught and outed are doing. And Trump’s immediate response was sleazy sexual innuendo against Ms Gillibrand. Sarah Huckabee Sanders made a conscious decision to go out in front of that podium, and not only defend the statement, but demean anyone who took it in the exact context that it was Tweeted. Maybe the comment struck a different cord with Sanders, since she literally will apparently “do anything” for national face time behind the White Hose podium. And also, Mika didn’t single Sanders out because she works behind the counter at Macy’s, Sanders made a personal, oluntary decision to stand in front of that podium and not only excuse, but enable her boss to keep right on slandering and insulting women.

And now a word about the Elmer Gantry in a Walmart suit himself, Mike Huckabee. Remember, this is a man who literally staged an event, on an actual stage to glorify a homophobic woman in Kentucky who went to jail for contempt of court for not obeying a judicial order to sign marriage licenses for same sex couples. He literally walked her up the stairs onto a makeshift stage in the middle of the street, holding her arms up like Rocky as “The eye of the tiger” belted out in the background, while she shed crocodile tears while basking in the applause of a handful of mental cabbage patch kids gathered in the street. But more importantly, this is a terrible human being. I slammed him on the Daily Kos when he responded to a controversy about the Holocaust by bragging that he had been to Auschwitz three times. Three times? What kind of a sick, twisted excuse for a human being goes there three times? I went there once, and Dachau as well, and I never want to go again. Those are the foulest, most vile, most evil places on earth. No grass grows, no birds fly overhead, there are no insects, and the air is so oppressive that even a car door slamming sounds like it’s on mute. And yet, this is Mike Huckabee’s version of Club Med, the perfect holiday getaway.

So, the only thing I have to say to Mike Huckabee is “Fuck you.” And the horse you rode in on. But look at the bright side, maybe you can take that horse on down to Gadsden, and ride it on out to the mall with your idiot brother, Roy Moore. Prick.

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