Anybody Hear A “Fat Lady” Singing? Me Neither


OK, look. I’ve been fighting bronchitis for the last two weeks, and I’m not in the best of moods to start with, so could El Pendejo Presidente please just sit down and shut the fuck up?!?

Donnie Depends just had to go out and start licking his nuts again today on national television. He’s spiking the ball in the end zone, and we haven’t even had the opening kickoff yet! His Lowness got all puffy chested and glowed radioactive orange while he boasted about how it appeared that the Iranians were “standing down” after their pathetically weak and ineffective counter strike on the Iraqi bases. And he just had to throw out a couple of lame ass threats, like a guy whose friends are pulling him away from the other guy at the bar.

Look Mr President, I know that you think that Sanity is just somebody misspelling the name of your favorite FUX News nitwit, but I’m going to give it a shot anyway. Maybe somebody else will read it, and realize that the entire world hasn’t gone as off the rails starkers as you have. It really didn’t take any major intelligence coup to determine that the Iranians were “standing down,” since the Iranians themselves announced that as long as their was no retaliation, they considered the matter closed.

I hate to break this to you, but over in Iran, an ayatollah doesn’t get to be an ayatollah by being as brain dead stupid as a failed New York real estate developer. These ayatollahs took note of the adventures of “Mad Mo” Qaddafi, and Maddas Hussein. They know that they can’t win an actual general ground conflict with the United States, especially on Iranian soil. And while the word martyr may give comfort and solace to a family member, when it’s used directly before or after your name, it ain’t gonna do you jack shit good.

Fortunately, they don’t have to take on the United States directly, or on Iranian soil either. Because that’s exactly what all of those rogue, wildcat extremist groups that Soleimani set up in places like Syria, Afghanistan, Iraq, Lebanon, and points north, south, east, and west. You know, the ones with the AK-47’s, who treated Soleimani like the second coming of Allah every time he rolled up? The Iranians will continue to fund them lavishly, give them a nod and a wink, and then sit back and watch the carnage. And they’ll say things like Hey! Don’t look at us! We don’t control what these people do. Yu pulled the cork off of the genies bottle Traitor Tot, you jam it back in.

And it won’t just be us, either. These terrorist groups will use this excuse to settle some very old scores. Iranian backed militia groups in Syria will attack the Kurds, along with any residual American forces. Iranian backed groups in Iraq will hold raids that will nibble at the efficiency as well as the will of the traditional Iraqi military forces, as well as any US troops in the ares. And good old Hezbollah will start lobbing rockets across the border into Israel, just so stir up trouble there.

So don’t go and start pounding yourself on the back about what an incredible hardass you are just yet. Because people are going to die Mr President, a whole lot of them. And when they do, it will all be on you, Mr President, because you personally set the whole thing in motion, and then forced the Department of Defense to brag about how you personally authorized the attack on Soleimani. But Here’s a little secret for ya Dipshit Donnie. By the time this is finally all over and done with, I think the amount of blood on your hands is going to make Soleimani look like a guy with a paper cut on his thumb. It’s just a good thing that you have nothing even slightly discernible as a soul or conscience, otherwise you’d probably fall on that sword the idiot Saudi’s let you dance around with. Sweet dreams, you monster.

To know the future, look to the past. before the insanity of the 2020 election, relive the insanity of the 2016 GOP primary campaign, and the general election, to see how we got to where we are. Copies of  President Evil, and the sequel, President Evil II, A Clodwork Orange  are available as e-books on Amazon, at the links above. Catch up before the upcoming release of the third book in the trilogy, President Evil III: All The Presidents Fen

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He’s not the President, we have zero leadership. Terrorists have taken the WH. It’s just going to get worse, and there is nothing we can do.