After claiming to be the ‘King of Israel’ and ‘second coming of God,’ Trump adds ‘the chosen one’

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I’m old enough to remember when the idea that Donald Trump would declare himself God Emperor was a joke. And yes, it’s still a joke. Just not the funny ha-ha kind.

On Wednesday alone, Donald Trump first tweeted a quote in which he was described as the “King of Israel” and “the second coming of God.” Which seems like it would be enough maximum-scale delusions of grandeur for anyone on a single day, especially when it was given a boost by Trump’s claim that American Jews who didn’t support him were “deeply disloyal.”

However, it turns out that Trump wasn’t done. Standing on the South Lawn of the White House on Wednesday afternoon, Trump set out to explain why he, and only he, can solve the trade war with China. And no. The answer was not “because I created this trade war out of my own fundamental misunderstandings of economics and finally recognize that the American consumer is shelling out billions to defend my fragile ego.”

Instead Trump looked to the sky and declared “I am the chosen one.”

Seriously, if we could just skip to the part where Donald Trump either announces a jobs program in the form of building a pyramid on the National Mall, or just turns into a giant sandworm, that would be so helpful.

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Mary
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Mary

This is where someone explains to The Donald what “Delusions of Adequacy” are… Will SOMEONE PLEASE pull the pin on the 25th Amendment! It’s past time.

Mick owens
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Mick owens

To gutless all of em

Rose
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Rose

Trump: The messiah for morons.

William Stefens
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William Stefens

If someone ever were to be struck down by lightning for such blasphemous statement, Trump surely would deserve such a punishment. He is far closer to being the Antichrist then the chosen one, or the second coming of God. Seriously though, he has repeatedly proven that he truly incapable of carrying out the duties of the president and needs to be removed by either impeachment or the 25th amendment.

Dona Guillo
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Dona Guillo

BLASPHEMY

Dick Panico
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Dick Panico

The “rapture “beckons him soon .
Not soon enough enough however.

Dave
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Dave

Early-onset dementia

Dick Panico
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Dick Panico

The last time someone did that , the Phrases’s
hung him on a cross . That’s of course if you believe the Bible.
..,Since then people who claim such “great honers” are sent to institutions, and —-not the good ones .
..,I’ve also noticed that Trump has started
his latest “infer structure program “, on the
shoulders of his suits . They look like lop-eared
sheep . He can’t seem to raise his arms , because they bend his shoulder pads .It looks like he has to turn sideways , to go through a door ..

Mick owens
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Mick owens

Fake person. Fake hair, fake elevator shoes, fake teeth…. fake padded baggy suits… a fake fkwt