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During Wednesday morning’s NATO breakfast, everyone was visibly distressed when United States’ white supremacist in chief Donald Trump stated that Germany was controlled by Russia. Yes. That happened. Today. Disgrace of a Fox News CEO Bill Shine is now the head of White House communications and he’s already giving a little of the “everyman” bullshit lies that have made Fox News successful with willful idiots everywhere. The White House released a statement saying that Trump’s chief of staff John Kelly “looked displeased” because … wait for it … “he was expecting a full breakfast and there were only pastries and cheese.”

Listen, we have all been there. We are obligated to go to some social event, a birthday party, a reunion situation, a work meeting, at a globally agreed upon “mealtime.” We get to that meeting, that party, that baby shower, and all that’s there are some “snack” that if you eat too much of, you will a) look like a crazy person, b) get sick. Suddenly one of the guests begins saying some crazy shit like “Germany is controlled by Russia,” or “I like to move on them like a bitch,” or “I really believe I’d run in there even if I didn’t have a weapon,” concerning whatever the newest school shooting is; and all you can think about is, “Grapes???? It’s 1pm, who eats grapes for lunch????”

Watch a room full of world leaders who are yearning for breakfast and only getting cheese.


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  1. And how does Kelly even know what’s on the menu, unless he had a personal copy, which he avidly annotated during the Trump burble? Shine is obviously hiding his light under a bushel, or doesn’t know shit from Shinola.

  2. The so called breakfast menu didn’t seem to bother anyone until trump started talking, besides, when you are a guest, you behave in a polite gracious manner. trump can’t behave in a gracious manner because he’s the village idiot which he shows at home and abroad. Embarrassing.

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