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In the continuing saga of San Francisco bay area privileged white women with a curious compulsion to engage in phone racism with police, to BBQ Becky, who we thought nailed this category by calling Oakland’s finest on AA park goers who were BBQing while black…hilariously launching a million memes…


…we now have to add #PermitPatty who called San Francisco Police on a little girl selling water in front of their apartment building.

The Root

“In today’s “Hold My Beer” news, it looks as though there’s a new white woman who wants to dethrone #BBQBecky in the “Calling Police on Black People For No Damn Reason” award. But this time, the unidentified white woman didn’t call the police on an adult, but an 8-year-old girl.

In the video, posted by “Ladyesowavy” on Instagram, a white woman in San Francisco called the police on the woman’s daughter for selling bottles of water in front of their apartment building.”

“This woman don’t want a little girl to sell some water, she’s calling the police on an 8-year-old girl,” the woman says.

The white woman attempted to hide behind a stoop, thankfully, for America she was followed.

“Don’t hide, the whole world gonna see you boo.”

“Illegally selling water without a permit?” the white woman said.

“On my property,” the mother stated.

“It’s not your property,” the white woman replied.

Although the video was only a few seconds long, you have to wonder what type of woman actually calls the police on a little kid? Well, now we don’t have to wonder.

The Beckydom knows no bounds.”

Hilariously for Twitterdom #PermitPatty owns a marigeewanna  dispensary, which also sells doggie dank….

Oh, and the 8 year old budding water magnate? What happened to her?

That’s the good part.

I love it when the moral arc of the universe bends quickly.

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  1. This is Trump’s America. I’ve gotta get the f*#k outta here. I’ll leave all that “winning” for the rest of you.


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