If you don’t know Kaitlin Bennett, lucky you! She’s the Kent State graduate who walked around her school open-carrying an AR-15 rifle that measured about ¾ her body size. Because she’s a woman and she’s blonde, the racist Second Amendment droolers have sat up in their recliners and glared approvingly as she plays the age-old lucrative conservative game of being a racist white woman who supports and maybe even finds it attractive to act out the worst examples of toxic masculinity. Promoting her upcoming appearance on NRATV, Bennett posted this on her Twitter feed.
— Kaitlin Bennett (@KaitMarieox) June 5, 2018
You see? She’s more of a “man” than David Hogg! You get it? She has a gun so she’s stronger than a teenager who is standing up to all of these adults (mostly male). Not unlike her male counterparts, who carry guns because they feel like that will protect them from the concept of time, Bennett is also choking down some fierce rage over her own personal inadequacies. The fundamental issue in a situation like this is that David Hogg is actually fighting for something very serious, while Kaitlin Bennett is simply fighting for some attention to cover over the fact that she’s a small-minded nothing of a person. The responses to Ms. Bennett’s strange bullying publicity stunt have been heartening … and hilarious.
Fellow Parkland Survivor got to the point with Ms. Bennett.
This might be the most valid anti-David thing IÃ¢ÂÂve seen and itÃ¢ÂÂs an Ã¢ÂÂarm wrestle for the fateÃ¢ÂÂ of an amendment that we donÃ¢ÂÂt want to repeal. Classy, intelligent, and concise.
Ã¢ÂÂ Cameron Kasky (@cameron_kasky) June 6, 2018
And then we are off to the races.
What’re you, 9 years old?
Ã¢ÂÂ Jacob Kleffman (@MynameisMud87) June 5, 2018
This girl is the one of the reasons why we need mental health checks before allowing a gun purchase.
Ã¢ÂÂ vmac51 (@vmac515) June 5, 2018
Very much so.
1990 called. It wants its hairstyle back.
Ã¢ÂÂ Debbie Does Deep State (@Exasper8ed) June 7, 2018
Hehe. I know it’s superficial but HO MY GOD I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THAT!!!!
Follow me below the fold for some more fun at Ms. Bennett’s expense.
It would be better if you arm wrestle yourself Kaitlin. See which side of your brain is even more stupid than the other. #Pendeja #KaitSucksAss #FuckTheNRA #FireHannity #FirePruitt #TrumpCorruption #KaitlinMarie #WrestleYourIdiocyAway #TrumpUniversity pic.twitter.com/OmwlEXZtn0
— Bigly Impeacher (@BiglyImpeacher) June 5, 2018
Ã¢ÂÂ Ricky B (@TalkinNonsense1) June 8, 2018
Civics lesson alert!
You might find it hard to believe, but the Founders did NOT in fact arm wrestle during debate of the writing of the Constitution or Bill of Rights. #takeacivicsclassyoubrainwashednitwit
— Susan J. Jacks (@AllThatJacks) June 8, 2018
SNL writer Paula Pell didn’t have any jokes for Bennett.
You are pushing the limits of human evil.
— Paula Pell (@perlapell) June 8, 2018
Snarky Kitty dropped the snark in order to be dead serious.
You’re young, so maturity might not be your strong suit, but using force & violence to settle an issue is the exact opposite of EVERYTHING we want. No one wants to repeal the 2nd, just controls in place so weapons dont fall in the wrong hands.
Im sorry violence is your answer.
Ã¢ÂÂ Ã°ÂÂÂ Snarky KittyÃ°ÂÂÂ (@lil_nitelite) June 7, 2018
A couple of weeks earlier, Bennett got some more fame when Jim Carey painted one of his picutres for her.
And the devil said, “Thanks a bunch Goldilocks. Enjoy the show in Santa Fe tomorrow. Someday, real soon, I’ll have you for dinner.” pic.twitter.com/h1G6smzK5t
— Jim Carrey (@JimCarrey) May 19, 2018
He’s very good.
And finally this:
Imagine if a person had something to offer the world, instead challenging a teen who wants nothing to do with you to "arm wrestle" for imagined influence over public policy
— Bethania Palma (@bethaniapalma) June 8, 2018
Kaitlin Bennett, in grade school we would have chided you by calling you a “disgrace to the human race.” Pretty rough, I know. Of course, we were in grade school. What’s your excuse?