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This is what happens when you pour nuclear waste into a swamp:…

This White House leaks like there’s no tomorrow.

… The leaks come in all shapes and sizes: small leaks, real-time leaks, weaponized leaks, historical leaks. Sensitive Oval Office conversations have leaked, and so have talks in cabinet meetings and the Situation Room. You name it, they leak it.

  • … we learn more about what’s going on inside the Trump White House in a week than we did in a year of the George W. Bush presidency.
  • … meetings called to bemoan leaks begin with acknowledgement the bemoaning will be leaked, which is promptly leaked…by several leakers in a smallish room

Clowns. It’d be funny if they weren’t leaking our national secrets for personal gain

  • “To cover my tracks, I usually pay attention to other staffers’ idioms and use that in my background quotes. That throws the scent off me,” the current White House official added.

That explains why the Moron In Chief keeps firing people but can’t plug the leaks. Maybe he’s firing the wrong swamp creatures. Nah, they’re all the right swamp creatures.

“you have to realize that working here is kind of like being in a never-ending ‘Mexican Standoff.’ Everyone has guns (leaks) pointed at each other and it’s only a matter of time before someone shoots. There’s rarely a peaceful conclusion so you might as well shoot first.”

But don’t worry, Mike Flynn’s boy is still on the roster and he has a plan. Ezra Cohen-Watnick, now working as Jeff Sessions’ top aide, was probably put in place by Trump (Putin) to keep Sessions in line and to scoop info on the DOJ investigation. Oh, and of course he’s a HUGE leaker:

White House Aide’s Plan to Stop Leaks: Spy on His Co-Workers

Ezra Cohen-Watnick ran intelligence for the National Security Council. There, he decided collecting his colleagues’ phone and email data was a good idea…

A former National Security Council official now working for Attorney General Jeff Sessions explored ways to surreptitiously monitor the communications of White House staff for leaks or perceived political disloyalty to Donald Trump, according to three former Trump NSC officials familiar with the effort…

It is unknown whether Cohen-Watnick’s efforts actually resulted in any monitoring program…

Cohen-Watnick himself reportedly played a role in a Trump White House effort to leak intelligence reports to Devin Nunes, the House intelligence committee chairman. Nunes then subsequently used the reports in a failed attempt to reinforce Trump’s baseless accusation that Barack Obama had placed his camp under surveillance…

The irony… Trump tasked Flynn’s boy to plug leaks by imitating their fever dream paranoid delusions about Obama. Fascist keystone cops playing dress up Barbie secret agent. With nukes. Their disloyalty to their own administration is outmatched only by their disloyalty to America and the Constitution.

Lock em all up.

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