By now you have see the big news of the day, Sean Hannity is the third “mystery” client of Trump’s
fixer lawyer Michael Cohen. If you haven’t seen it … well, welcome back to the internet! Here are some reactions around the series of tubes we call the world wide web.
Thanks to whoever is the genius who made this. pic.twitter.com/lbIi2XP1GE
Ã¢ÂÂ andy lassner (@andylassner) April 16, 2018
Sean Hannity didn’t inhale Michael Cohen’s legal advice.
Ã¢ÂÂ jeremy scahill (@jeremyscahill) April 16, 2018
I see what you did there.
Michael Cohen: I paid hush money to Stormy Daniels.
Trump: I don’t know anything about it.
Michael Cohen: Sean Hannity is my client.
Sean Hannity: I’m not.
Is calling your lawyer a liar a common legal strategy? Four dimensional chess or the last stop before jail?
Ã¢ÂÂ JRehling (@JRehling) April 16, 2018
Live look at Sean Hannity right now pic.twitter.com/taf8nDTHz5
Ã¢ÂÂ Arimendy (@Dog1Tyson) April 16, 2018
Of course the Simpsons already did it!
I am going to be really heartbroken if it turns out that Sean Hannity is ignoble.
Ã¢ÂÂ Eugene Mirman (@EugeneMirman) April 16, 2018
Teehee. Let’s get to the facts.
Things we’ve learned about Michael Cohen in the 11 days since Trump said “Ask Michael Cohen”:
He’s under criminal investigation;
The Feds think he has criminal evidence;
He barely practices law but does ‘other things’ for Trump;
He represents Sean Hannity.
Ã¢ÂÂ Ari Melber (@AriMelber) April 16, 2018
Hannity’s big statement explains that IF he’s talked shop with his longtime friend Michael Cohen it’s only been “real estate” related. But just in case…
HELLO: If you signed a hush agreement with sean hannity, email me.
Ã¢ÂÂ Emily Peck (@EmilyRPeck) April 16, 2018
Possibly my favorite moment so far, coming up.
IÃ¢ÂÂm sure Sean Hannity can expect the same privacy and respect that he afforded Seth RichÃ¢ÂÂs family.
Ã¢ÂÂ Bobbie Oliver (@thebobbieoliver) April 16, 2018
That’s right, Sean. Go to hell.