Since the soon-to-be-former Speaker of the House will find himself unemployed in November—or sooner—Twitter has generously rushed to his assistance.
Would you like lies, I mean fries with that!?!? pic.twitter.com/UgBTELATxg
Ã¢ÂÂ Pink Lady 4 TrumpÃ°ÂÂÂ¸ (@pink_lady56) April 13, 2018
A minimum wage job is a very popular suggestion.
Ã¢ÂÂ Helen Ã°ÂÂÂ¼Ã°ÂÂÂÃ°ÂÂÂº (@HelenMaryMe) April 13, 2018
Ã¢ÂÂ CK (@charley_ck14) April 13, 2018
Doorman at Trump Tower #NewJobsForPaulRyan
Ã¢ÂÂ MikealaSunshine (@Alohababe2011) April 13, 2018
But he’d probably want more like $30 million for his silence.
Ã¢ÂÂ Blacktoptheory (@Blacktoptheory) April 13, 2018
Golden shower assistant #NewJobsForPaulRyan
Ã¢ÂÂ Kris randomly (@toonces_lives) April 13, 2018
“Trump’s caddy” is pretty popular, too.
Ã¢ÂÂ WonderKatÃ°ÂÂÂ¼Ã°ÂÂÂ«Ã°ÂÂÂ (@WonderKat365) April 13, 2018
Ã¢ÂÂ Cameron Grant (@coolcam101) April 13, 2018
Ã¢ÂÂ Timmy Little (@TimmyLittleSays) April 13, 2018
Ã¢ÂÂ R O N N I E: Yes, that’s really my dog (@rmrphoto) April 13, 2018
Your turn. Help Paul find a new occupation in the comments!