Gage Skidmore / Flickr Lou Dobbs...
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Fox News’ bag of dumb Lou Dobbs decided to use his Twitter account to poll the people. Should Donald Trump fire everybody? Of course, Dobbs didn’t ask that question in those exact words. Instead, he crafted a satirically one-sided poll question. It’s hard to be as pathetic as Lou Dobbs is. He asks:

Do you believe the corrupt leadership and actions of the DOJ and FBI are now so outrageous and overwhelming that President Trump should fire Special Counsel Robert Mueller, Attorney General Jeff Sessions and Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein?

I know how I would answer that poll, but clearly Lou Dobbs thought his pudgy fingers would weigh down the scale just enough. Lou Dobbs, as usual, was wrong.

When the fairy granted Howdy Doody’s wish to become a real boy, no one could have predicted he would grow up to be such a hateful windbag.

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  1. Better turn in your mic, Lou. You have outlived your usefulness. I respected you at one point, even though I did not agree with you all the time, you showed some intelligence and some forethought went into your conclusions.
    Sorry to see your peak is well behind you. I think it is time to retire and not disgrace yourself in public any more than necessary.


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